Test Subject Magnets

Celebrate the cheese-eating glory that is MouseBot with Official Test Subject merchandise. You don't even have to dodge Kitty Krushers to get one.

Japan division

GlaDOS has a way with words xD

Portal fans, It's your faithful Companion Cube, with a quote from the game emblazoned over the top of it.

Issued by Aperture Laboratories Athletic Dept. Please return upon death.

Quiz by MAKO DESIGN FOR U !

He's right you know

Design better suited for coffee mugs.

Aperture Laboratory's Ferrous Surface Detection Apparatus reliably detects ferrous surfaces by adhering using SCIENCE. Tests performed on the lunch room refrigerator have been illuminating.

Midlife crisis test subject.

Portal. It is prohibited to use the portal. Nice gift. Buy and be exclusive. Imagine Having Somethings Exclusive That no one Has. Good idea to buy this design.

For SCIENCE!

The SCP wants you! We're recruiting for both agents and test subjects to take part in the advancement of anomalous study. Cement your place in the historical record of anomalous events at the SCP foundation! Contact us today!

Illustration of the portal gun with the gels and a dot hatch.

Aperture Science We do what we must because we can For the good of all of us Except the ones who are dead

A small baby boy robot ball whom we love.

Inspired by the Blue Sky fanfic by Waffles.