Toaster Magnets

Your best pal. Just add water

Owners Manual Cylon Centurion

By Your Command!

A nice lime green toaster

Admit to the world that you are a frakking toaster.

Ordinary morning

Here is “Toastally Cool - Cute Toaster Pun" collection for you! You can choose from a wide range of products to add to your own collection or gift it to your friends and loved ones. Thank you for your time! Happy Shopping!

A nice light blue toaster

I go to a watercolour class on Wednesday mornings whenever I can. At one particular session, we had a number of antiques to choose from. I fell in love with a lovely antique toaster, and was very happy with the resulting watercolour. I sold it for about $30 to a friend, but afterwards, I wished I had kept it. Silly me. Getting all sentimental about a silly old toaster. LOL! The story has a happy ending, however. My friend, who had bought it from me, was willing to sell it back to me, even though she liked it herself... So my toaster and I have been reunited, never to be parted again. THE END : ) Arches cold pressed 300 gsm medium watercolour paper.

The Toaster band merchandise, funny cartoon style design

Live Laugh Toaster Bath Dark Humor Graphic Tee

Cylons are a fictional artificially-intelligent "species" envisioned in the Battlestar Galactica science fiction series and related franchises. Originally created to serve human needs like other machines, a series of events involving the transfer of a human's consciousness into a Cylon's neural network led Cylons to evolve into sentient, self-aware beings. The original Cylons were purely mechanical.

There might be some scattering dots around the drawings, these dots were left on purpose for a more vintage look. Perfect tee gift idea for mom, dad, brother, sister, friend for any occasions, especially the holidays such as St. Patrick's Day, Mother's Day, Father's Day, Memorial Day, 4th of July, Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, Valentine's day and Birthdays!

Get ready for a touch of irreverent humor with our amusing design: "Live, Laugh, and Embrace the Unexpected: Toaster Bath Edition." This tongue-in-cheek saying reminds us to find humor even in the most unexpected situations.

Live Laugh Toaster Bath vintage Funny saying

The Flying Toaster | Transire Benefaciendo is Latin: to travel along while doing good.

Yes, No, Toaster is a common phrase in Quebec that means "My grasp of English is very limited." As someone whose grasp of French is similarly limited, I found this phrase really charming.

Be as brave as this little toaster.

The Cylons Did Nothing Wrong, The Cylons Were Right: Toaster and Proud! Toaster was suposed to be a slur, but we take it back!

Vintage sarcastic toaster lettering, black humor for adults

The Cylons Did Nothing Wrong, The Cylons Were Right: Cylon and Proud!

Vintage poster with sarcastic lettering about toaster and bathtub

We put a warning label on it we don't have any liability. The old Man Eating toaster bit.

workplace humour

Live Laugh Toaster Bath Retro Vintage

Live Laugh Toaster Bath

Two Fried Bread Pieces In Toaster Sticker vector illustration. Break fast food and technology object icon concept. Home Toaster fried bread slices sticker design logo with shadow.

Live Laugh Toaster Bath

If only all toasters were this cute.

live, laugh, toaster bath

Share your love for the Cylon Raider!!

TOAST.

From the episode "Radioactive Man" of The Simpsons.

Vintage sarcastic toaster lettering, black humor for adults

Would you like any Toast?

Gouache on illustration board, 2018.