Varmints Magnets

Description: Official Varmints Mascot Merch

Description: Official Varmints Merch!

Description: Cool Merch normally only offered to Patreon Subscribers!

Description: The Varmints podcast is an education/comedy podcast that's all about animals! And who better to teach you than two nerds named Paul and Donna? They aren't exactly animal experts. More like animal enthusiasts. Anyway, every week they do a whole bunch of research to educate themselves and you the listener on all things that creep, crawl, slither, fly, hop and swim on this planet one animal at a time. It's just like one of those fancy nature documentaries on PBS except without David Attenborough. Or any kind of expertise. Or fancy, polished production values by viewers like you. They might make tote bags someday, though.

Description: Show your appreciation for your favorite teacher with this hilarious and cute Y'All Were Feral But I Lowkey Love You Teacher Raccoon Funny tee. Perfect for any casual occasion, this shirt is a fun way to add a touch of humor to your outfit. Its bold graphic print and comfortable fit make it a great choice for everyday wear.

Description: Distressed Wanted Dead or Alive Racoon - Western style wanted poster. For chicken lovers (like myself) who have lost flock to varmints Words are:" wanted, Dead or Alive, Racconus bastardi, Chicken Thief, 2 dozen egg Reward,".. -designed by pelagioAM