Vicious Mockery Magnets
Description: When the bard achieves max damage on a vicious mockery and the last thing the enemy hears is her calling him a chicken wing to his face. Lazuli is an original character from our Sacred World stream. Catch more random bard moments like this on Friday nights at 8:30 CT on our twitch channel: https://www.twitch.tv/divineandconquer_
Description: Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a well-timed rhythmic insult backed by 1d4 psychic damage will ruin a villain's self-esteem for eternity. Diplomacy is fine, but comedic theatrical humiliation is an art form. Crafted in an ornate vintage comic book style with expressive linework, off-white texturing, and theatrical magenta rose accents. Recommended for: Bards, charismatic performers, tabletop comedians, and D&D players. Outstanding on graphic t-shirts, stage hoodies, hydro stickers, and Displate posters.
Description: 🧙 You unleash a string of insults laced with subtle enchantments at a creature you can see within range. If the target can hear you (though it need not understand you), it must succeed on a Wisdom saving throw or take 1d4 psychic damage and have disadvantage on the next attack roll it makes before the end of its next turn.
Description: A Guide to Bardmaxxing (Light Edition) 🎻✨ Seduce the dragon, play the lute during active combat, and use Vicious Mockery as your primary weapon! Whether you're a high-charisma charmer, a feathered-hat fashion icon, or the party's emotional support disaster, this vintage TTRPG infográfico guide is the ultimate badge of honor for your next D&D session. Features classic tabletop humor, retro storybook illustration style, and maximum dramatic energy. 💡 STYLE TIP: This version features dark/black typography and is optimized to look best on LIGHT COLOR apparel (White, Cream, Heather Grey, Soft Pastel Colors).
Description: Seduce the dragon, play the lute during active combat, and use Vicious Mockery as your primary weapon! Whether you're a high-charisma charmer, a feathered-hat fashion icon, or the party's emotional support disaster, this vintage TTRPG infográfico guide is the ultimate badge of honor for your next D&D session. Features classic tabletop humor, retro storybook illustration style, and maximum dramatic energy. Perfect gift for Dungeons & Dragons players, Bard mains, Dungeon Masters, Pathfinder fans, and tabletop gaming lovers! Available on t-shirts, hoodies, stickers, mugs, and phone cases. Designed by gamers, for gamers.
Description: Bard Specifications — 1000% Charisma & Maximum Drama! 🎭🎻 Serving Size: 1 Main Character! Armed with fancy silk shirts, emotional damage via Vicious Mockery, and guaranteed boss seduction attempts. Bold black and white nutrition specification sheet featuring a classic lute icon, dramatic stat breakdowns, and crisp display typography. Perfect funny gift for Bards, performers, charismatic party leaders, Dungeon Masters, and tabletop gamers! Great on tote bags, mugs, stickers, and t-shirts. 🎲 Crafted by gamers, for gamers.
Description: A Guide to Bardmaxxing (Dark Edition) 🎻✨ Seduce the dragon, play the lute during active combat, and use Vicious Mockery as your primary weapon! Whether you're a high-charisma charmer, a feathered-hat fashion icon, or the party's emotional support disaster, this vintage TTRPG infográfico guide is the ultimate badge of honor for your next D&D session. Features classic tabletop humor, retro storybook illustration style, and maximum dramatic energy. 💡 STYLE TIP: This version features light/white typography and is optimized to look best on DARK COLOR apparel (Black, Navy Blue, Dark Charcoal, Deep Colors).
Description: Bard Specifications — 1000% Charisma & Maximum Drama! 🎭🎻 Serving Size: 1 Main Character! Armed with fancy silk shirts, emotional damage via Vicious Mockery, and guaranteed boss seduction attempts. Bold black and white nutrition specification sheet featuring a classic lute icon, dramatic stat breakdowns, and crisp display typography. Perfect funny gift for Bards, performers, charismatic party leaders, Dungeon Masters, and tabletop gamers! Great on tote bags, mugs, stickers, and t-shirts. 🎲 Crafted by gamers, for gamers.
