Malpoli Merch

Con Fort is a french pun about the word comfort. Con = dumb, fort = strong. I never said it was a good pun.

Conditionnel. Funny design perfect for French-speaking people who love puns. It can also be given as hilarious gift to your boyfriend, girlfriend, best friend or relative who also speaks French. Design is also fitting in time for International Francophonie Day (March 20th).

Conronavirus... I self-isolate happily from dumb people. Funny design perfect for French-speaking people who love puns. It can also be given as hilarious gift to your boyfriend, girlfriend, best friend or relative who also speaks French. Design is also fitting in time for International Francophonie Day (March 20th).

King Con (King Kong). Funny design perfect for French-speaking people who love puns. It can also be given as hilarious gift to your boyfriend, girlfriend, best friend or relative who also speaks French. Design is also fitting in time for International Francophonie Day (March 20th).

Con Damné. Funny design perfect for French-speaking people who love puns. It can also be given as hilarious gift to your boyfriend, girlfriend, best friend or relative who also speaks French. Design is also fitting in time for International Francophonie Day (March 20th).

Con Damné. Funny design perfect for French-speaking people who love puns. It can also be given as hilarious gift to your boyfriend, girlfriend, best friend or relative who also speaks French. Design is also fitting in time for International Francophonie Day (March 20th).

ConFeature (confiture = marmelade in french!). Funny design perfect for French-speaking people who love puns. It can also be given as hilarious gift to your boyfriend, girlfriend, best friend or relative who also speaks French. Design is also fitting in time for International Francophonie Day (March 20th).

French pun / insult. When it's not enough to say someone is dumb, you can also imply he's constipated.

French pun / insult. When it's not enough to say someone is dumb, you can also imply he's constipated.

Con Fessé. Funny design perfect for French-speaking people who love puns. It can also be given as hilarious gift to your boyfriend, girlfriend, best friend or relative who also speaks French. Design is also fitting in time for International Francophonie Day (March 20th).

Ni Con Ni Chiwa is a french pun around the japanese hello "konnichiwa". Funny design perfect for French- and Japanese-speaking people who love puns. It can also be given as hilarious gift to your boyfriend, girlfriend, best friend or relative who also speaks French and Japanese. Design is also fitting in time for International Francophonie Day (March 20th).

Con Fessé. Funny design perfect for French-speaking people who love puns. It can also be given as hilarious gift to your boyfriend, girlfriend, best friend or relative who also speaks French. Design is also fitting in time for International Francophonie Day (March 20th).

Ni Con Ni Chiwa. Funny design perfect for French- and Japanese-speaking people who love puns. It can also be given as hilarious gift to your boyfriend, girlfriend, best friend or relative who also speaks French and Japanese. Design is also fitting in time for International Francophonie Day (March 20th).

Con Cassé. Funny design perfect for French-speaking people who love puns. It can also be given as hilarious gift to your boyfriend, girlfriend, best friend or relative who also speaks French. Design is also fitting in time for International Francophonie Day (March 20th).

ConFeature is a pun in french. Con = Dumb. Confiture = marmelade. Funny design perfect for French-speaking people who love puns. It can also be given as hilarious gift to your boyfriend, girlfriend, best friend or relative who also speaks French. Design is also fitting in time for International Francophonie Day (March 20th).

Con des 100 dents. Funny design perfect for French-speaking people who love puns. It can also be given as hilarious gift to your boyfriend, girlfriend, best friend or relative who also speaks French. Design is also fitting in time for International Francophonie Day (March 20th).

Conditionnel. Funny design perfect for French-speaking people who love puns. It can also be given as hilarious gift to your boyfriend, girlfriend, best friend or relative who also speaks French. Design is also fitting in time for International Francophonie Day (March 20th).

Conquistador, you're so dumb, kiss kiss, I adore you.

Conquistador, you're so dumb, kiss kiss, I adore you.

Con Cassé. Funny design perfect for French-speaking people who love puns. It can also be given as hilarious gift to your boyfriend, girlfriend, best friend or relative who also speaks French. Design is also fitting in time for International Francophonie Day (March 20th).

Ouais, ni oui ni non...

Con Fort is a french pun about the word comfort. Con = dumb, fort = strong. I never said it was a good pun.

Conronavirus... I self-isolate happily from dumb people. Funny design perfect for French-speaking people who love puns. It can also be given as hilarious gift to your boyfriend, girlfriend, best friend or relative who also speaks French. Design is also fitting in time for International Francophonie Day (March 20th).

Con des 100 dents. Funny design perfect for French-speaking people who love puns. It can also be given as hilarious gift to your boyfriend, girlfriend, best friend or relative who also speaks French. Design is also fitting in time for International Francophonie Day (March 20th).

King Con instead of King Kong! Funny design perfect for French-speaking people who love puns. It can also be given as hilarious gift to your boyfriend, girlfriend, best friend or relative who also speaks French. Design is also fitting in time for International Francophonie Day (March 20th).

Rustre: un gentleman malpoli. Version texte blanc.

Rustre: un gentleman malpoli. Version texte noir.

Con Fessé (White)

King Con (Black)

ConFeature (Black)