Miao Yin Merch

David Lo Pan is back with two wives and a monkey monster to chauffeur his heavenly hotrod through the hell of the too-cool-to-stay-dead sinners. Lo Pan's not such a bad guy... he wants what every red-blooded man wants... to go off and rule the universe from beyond the grave. The Chinese characters say "Lo Pan Express".

This knife cuts this bottle in half, nothing or double. Do you take it?