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NO U TRIED TO KILL LAURIE

Don't dream it...vomit.

Charlie Proctor did the right thing and so should you.

Looking ahead this week, there's a strong possibility of gratuitous nudity followed by abundant slaughter and homicide over the weekend...

Oh look...some 8-bit cunt swooping out of the sky to save the day so you don't got to do it yourself.

It’s Spookier on the Inside!

It’s indescribably beautiful…it reminds me of the Fourth of July!

Prepare yourself for the Pumpkin King's homecoming...

Retro gaming in the future has never been so bloody fun! NOT SAFE FOR WORK VERSION also available in my store.

He’s an unstoppable ghost-busting machine sent from the future to rid New York City of all other-worldly entities and paranormal pests!

Rappin' ain't science, bitch!

Don’t make him hungry after midnight…you wouldn’t like him when he’s hungry after midnight. A collaboration between myself and ZOMBIEDOLLARS - https://www.teepublic.com/user/zombiedollars

Good. Bad. I’m the guy with the giant stone fist.

Enjoy the deliciously All Natural Goon Docks flavor of Sloth & Chunk’s Rocky Roooaaad? Ice Cream! Featuring decadent chocolate marshmallow swirl ice cream with fudge covered almonds, it’s the perfect anytime treat on your way to save the guys and recover One-Eyed Willy’s long lost treasure! Found next to The Stiff in the freezer at the Lighthouse Lounge Restaurant!

Although Simon's magical Pork Pie hat transformed him into the world's greatest chemist, it's also slowly driving him insane...

I believe I knew your mother, son... SEE THE REST OF MY PORTFOLIO FOR MORE GI JOE PSA DESIGNS!

There’s a tiger in my brain that no one else can see, You may think he isn’t real, but he’s real enough to me. Although our adventures may seem like a fun and silly game, The tiger in my brain is driving me insane!

Where's Ash when you need him???

There's only one force in the universe powerful enough to control Michael Myers...

Uh oh, here comes Lucille with the overhead chop!

Math, science, history, unraveling the mystery…

“GIVE ME….A KEG….OF BEER……and these.”

Only a superhero could survive being body slammed by THIS giant!

For all your off-season haunted hotel needs, there isn't a single thing Jack will Overlook!

The ultimate in fast food terror.

All that work for next to nuthin!

I ain't afraid of no bubbles!

Have a fun-filled day with all your friends at the family gaming restaurant inspired by serial killer Charles Lee Ray!

Far too evolved to simply be thought of as Men who Watch, these time traveling beings have been sent from the future to Observe humanity’s downfall. But this begs the question…Who is Observing them?

You know who you are…shame on you!

All play and no work makes Jack a happy boy. All play and no work makes Jack a happy boy. All play and no work makes Jack a happy boy. All play and no work makes Jack a happy boy. All play and no work makes Jack a happy boy. All play and no work makes Jack a happy boy. All play and no work makes Jack a happy boy.

Easily defeating Baby Boomers with a single insult.

What if this extra from Jabba’s Palace had his own TV show performing stupid, reckless and crazy physical stunts? Eat your heart out, Johnny Knoxville.

I ain't afraid of no reboots!

Follow the imaginary adventures of little Tommy and his best friend Jason through the cabins and woods of Camp Crystal Lake! SEE THE REST OF MY PORTFOLIO FOR ALTERNATE VERSIONS OF THIS DESIGN FEATURING OTHER INFAMOUS SLASHERS!