Monster In The Closet Merch

It's a look I like to call "Dead but delicious."

Animal People

Atychiphobia- The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall

Siren head, but he only plays once in a lifetime by talking heads

The Lost Cactus Special Agent T-Shirt signifies you are a member of the elite, classified organization led by Cato the Alien. These agents are specially trained to recognize and apprehend shape-shifting aliens that have infiltrated our planet's civilization and are wreaking havoc at an alarming rate. Read "The Special", a short story in "Lost Cactus - The Second Treasury" which is due for publication Fall 2016. However, if you purchase this shirt, I will email a pdf of this story for your reading pleasure.

skeleton listening to music ?

You connect the dots to see a monster. The stars are millions of light years apart and are not related. If you see a monster you are standing in a special place.

My Name Is Mr Bumpy I Go Bump In The Night!

VAMPIRE CASTLE

Gelatin Mold ... A staple offering for every tired dinner party. Drawn/Painted on gelatin recipes on found paper from a 1950s cook book.

"A leader can't lead 'til he knows where he's going."

Death Rainbow Graphic Design Logo

three skull skeleton sitting in the toilet

My painting of Nosferatu.

Every kids saying....hit the lights- check it out! Wow- bad ass! At least that's what I said. Great addition to my monsterfull collection! That for supporting me and I appreciate glue - I mean you!

jackie daytona the regular human bartender or else

The cute little ballerina (Sugarplum Fairy) from the brilliant "Cabin In The Woods". She may be all-mouth, but she's got the appetite to match.

Quote from Arrested Development.

You Will Bring Joy to The Nowhere King When He Sees The Light Leaving Your Eyes

Its time to come out.

golden guns dracula

Jackie Daytona

It's never too late to call public affairs!

This is our parody version of the "Stephen King" shirt featured in "The Monster Squad"!

Art by Christopher Watt

Spooky mode on, corset queen of spades (Golden)

Green Eyeball

Graphic Vintage Romantic Drama Funny Gift. Awesome Present For Men Women Kids For Christmas, Thanksgiving, Proud Name, Happy Birthday, Name Personalized, Vintage, Rainbow, Lgbt, Retro. Great Gift For Grandpa, Grandma, Dad, Mom, Sister, Brother, Son, Daughter, Aunt, Uncle, Wife, Husband, Friend. Designed by doc gibby Store.

Shin Hogzilla....Hogzilla...Hogzilla.

Now Playing. Midnight Shock A Thon. Check your Local Drive In.

When a Scientist and a a Fly exchange molecules in a teleporter things get strange. Hide the sugar.

Vintage Franxx Movie Characters. Awesome Present For Men Women Kids For Christmas, Thanksgiving, Proud Name, Happy Birthday, Name Personalized, Vintage, Rainbow, Lgbt, Retro. Great Gift For Grandpa, Grandma, Dad, Mom, Sister, Brother, Son, Daughter, Aunt, Uncle, Wife, Husband, Friend. Designed by doc gibby Store.

Best Highly Toxic t-shirt. Perfect Skull and Crossbones Tee. My top selling shirt for bones.

Even the king of the monsters enjoys yoga in the park!

Come out, come out, wherever you are