Aardvark Mugs

Ink drawing of an aardvark.

Throw some shade in the nerdiest fight in existence. This MIGHT say "Star Trek fans are nerds" in Lord of the Rings Elf-ish (it's not translated from English to Elvish, it's converted from the english alphabet to the elvish one.) ((And I'm not even sure what it says, because I didn't do it, and the guy who did is dead.)) (((It MIGHT say "Star Trek fans are nerds", but it might say "Star Wars fans are nerds". It MIGHT say "Deep is the suede that mows like a harvest". I honestly am not sure anymore...))) 100% of the profits go to Dave Sim, who doesn't know what it says either...

The year is 1983. You've got a computer, 16KBs of RAM, and a taste for adventure. But do you have what it takes to survive the DUNGEONS OF DEATH? Let the world know what's a stake with this terrifying shirt.

These hand drawn Aardvarks are deeply in love! They are a great gift for any aardvark lover, animal enthusiast, zoo keeper, African wildlife researcher or nature person. Not to mention that if you are looking for a fun and meaningful animal design for your best friend, significant other or someone important, you might have come to the right place!

Animal Magic Book Cartoon

From the pages of EPIC Magazine, it's Young Cerebus! Drawn by Dave Sim, with a Background and Colour (they're Canadians, it's "colour"...) by Gerhard. 50% of the profits go to Dave Sim the rest goes to Gerhard.

AARDVARK 4X4 - Fast is Smooth

Fresh from the remastered Spawn #10, it's Dave Sim's logo and art for "Crossing Over". 100% of the profits go to Dave Sim

Konichiwa bitches! Fresh from the debacle that was the Spawn #10 Halloween Edition, it's Hell-Oh! Spawnee (A totally original creation of "Manly" Matt Dow, who maintains the copyright.) Celebrate that you got a Halloween Edition cover! Celebrate that you didn't! Celebrate the surprising familiar shape of another pop culture giant! Celebrate the comforting color scheme of that other pop culture giant! Correct the people who confuse Hell-Oh! Spawnee with them other two. Say "Konichiwa Bitches" everytime you enter a room! (All the proceeds go to Dave Sim, who's just riding Matt's coattails for once...)

What the huh? A Black suited Spider-Vark? When is this coming out? What's that? Matt Dow was just screwing around and made this? It's NOT gonna be in an issue of Cerebus in Hell? anytime soon? So, if I buy this I'm getting in on the ground floor? This is one of them "Double-bag-ultra-rare-exclusive-first-appearance-never-gonna-get-another-shot-at-cashing-in-on-this-again" kind of things? I better buy two! (All the profits go to Dave Sim, who says, "Black is slimming...")

Aardvarks are awesome and so are you! This cute and funny aardvark is smiling and sticking his tongue out. A perfect gift idea for aardvark lovers and zoo keepers and workers.

The artwork features an anthropomorphic aardvark dressed in cozy red onesie pajamas, a matching scarf, and round glasses, sitting in a rocking chair while sipping a frozen mocha. The whimsical character exudes an air of comfort and relaxation, creating a charming and delightful scene.

The F-111F Aardvark is a twin-engined, supersonic strike fighter capable of low level flying in all weather. The F-111 served in Vietnam, Operation El Dorado Canyon, and Desert Storm.

F-111 Aardvark Tri-view

"Star Trek fans are nerds" writing in Elf-ish, from Lord of the Rings. (I say Elf-ish, because it isn't translated into Elvish words, but each letter is converted.) ((And I don't even know if it says "Star Trek fans are nerds" because I didn't do the converting, and the guy who did is dead. So it COULD say "Star Wars fans are nerds". Or "Deep is the suede that mows like a harvest." I wouldn't know, I'm not a nerd...)) (((I've seen a naked lady.))) ((((In real life!)))) 100% of the profits go to Dave Sim (who has seen a real naked lady too...multiple times...)

Hard, Unbreakable, and Built for Go

What do you call an aardvark sorcerer? A sorcAarer. A fun design for gamers, dungeon masters, and fans of dungeons and dragons (dnd, d and d), ttrpg, fantasy and magic.

Hard, Unbreakable, and Built for Go

What do you call an aardvark sorcerer? A sorcAarer. A fun design for gamers, dungeon masters, and fans of dungeons and dragons (dnd, d and d), ttrpg, fantasy and magic.

AARDVARK 4X4 Built for GO Swallow for Light Shirts

A great gift for your sister, mother, friend, or family member

What do you call an aardvark barbarian? A bAarbarian. A fun design for dnd (dungeons and dragons) gamers and fans of magic, fantasy, ttrpg, rpg, and aardvarks.

What do you call an aardvark wizard? A wizAard. A fun design for gamers, dungeon masters, and fans of dungeons and dragons (dnd, d and d), ttrpg, fantasy and magic.

AARDVARK 4X4 - COMPLETELY UNSUPERVISED for Light Shirts

What do you call an aardvark wizard? A wizAard. A fun design for gamers, dungeon masters, and fans of dungeons and dragons (dnd, d and d), ttrpg, fantasy and magic.

Don't Piss Off the Aardvarks!

This hand drawn Aardvark is a great gift for any aardvark lover, animal enthusiast, zoo keeper, African wildlife fan or nature person. The aardvark is a strange nocturnal creature and it loves to eat ants and termites. If you are looking for a cool and fun surprise gift for a good friend, significant other or an important someone, this aardvark design might be a really good choice.

This hand drawn Aardvark is a great gift for any aardvark lover, animal enthusiast, zoo keeper, African wildlife fan or nature person. The aardvark is a strange nocturnal creature and it loves to eat ants and termites. If you are looking for a cool and fun surprise gift for a good friend, significant other or an important someone, this aardvark design might be a really good choice.

This hand drawn Aardvark is a great gift for any aardvark lover, animal enthusiast, zoo keeper, African wildlife fan or nature person. The aardvark is a strange nocturnal creature and it loves to eat ants and termites. If you are looking for a cool and fun surprise gift for a good friend, significant other or an important someone, this aardvark design might be a really good choice.

Inspired by the classic EC Comics horror covers, it's the distressed variant to Dave Sim's other other OTHER cover to the remastered Spawn #10. (THIRD BASE!) 33% of the profits goes to Dave Sim 33% goes to David Birdsong and the other 34% goes to Benjamin Hobbs (who's getting married and has to pay for a wedding...)

Gets his day.

The alma mater of everyone's favorite 3rd grade aardvark and his friends.

This hand drawn Aardvark is a great gift for any aardvark lover, animal enthusiast, zoo keeper, African wildlife fan or nature person. The aardvark is a strange nocturnal creature and it loves to eat ants and termites. If you are looking for a cool and fun surprise gift for a good friend, significant other or an important someone, this aardvark design might be a really good choice.

Don't you ever have the feeling that our world is upside down? At least, this is what this poor aardvark must be thinking! It has been kidnapped by a group of bold aggressive ants looking for revenge!

This hand drawn Aardvark is a great gift for any aardvark lover, animal enthusiast, zoo keeper, African wildlife fan or nature person. The aardvark is a strange nocturnal creature and it loves to eat ants and termites. If you are looking for a cool and fun surprise gift for a good friend, significant other or an important someone, this aardvark design might be a really good choice.