Ancient One Mugs
You find your time at the headquarters was often quiet and uneventful, unlike the very few instances of heading out into the field with your much more experienced colleagues. During a night shift you took your rounds after doing some paperwork, finding yourself stopping at a large portrait that hung in one of the corridors. The figure you see has a presence most ethereal, strong in their posture and with an intensity held in their rather peculiar eyes. There is no distinction as to who this is, or what artist may have been commissioned for it. You sense a feeling of calm yet uncertainty in your heart staring at it. Staring into those eyes. The only thing you see along with the large painting, is a small brass plaque that says: 𝓾𝓷𝓾𝓼 𝓭𝓮 𝓪𝓷𝓽𝓲𝓺𝓾𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓪𝓵𝓿𝓪𝓽𝓸𝓻 𝓹𝓸𝓷𝓮𝓽𝓾𝓻 𝓲𝓷 𝓪𝓮𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓷𝓾𝓶 𝓽𝓮𝓷𝓮𝓫𝓻𝓲𝓼
Tags: ancient, anxient, ethereal, elegance, ceo
Remember that classic meme we all know and love? The one where a guy has a shirt that says "NO FEAR" and then he sees another shirt and it makes his shirt say "ONE FEAR?" Well guess what, originally that middle shirt said "WHAT IF THEY MADE SIMPSONS PORN ILLEGAL?" Did you know that? I did! Because I'm the person who made that comic originally. Please support me so I don't get evicted again.
Tags: artist, joke, fear, cartoon, internet