Are you always celebrating something or other? Do you value the indispensable hour a month of holiday wisdom Jeremy and Ty so graciously entrust you, the listener, with? Show your support with the official Awful Observances shirt! Perfect for National T-Shirt Day (which is June 21, by the way, I looked it up).
Tags: luminous, podcast, comedy
You are sometimes brutally honest, speak your mind and have no filter. Not meant to be an insult, but If someone is offended by that, well here is their apology! Perfect gift for a best friend, brother or sister or mean girl you know at school. Hey, sarcasm and sarcastic phrases are your nature. Sorry not sorry!
Tags: apology, no-filter, speak-your-mind, offended, brutally-honest
Great shirt for fans of Salute Your Shorts, from Nickelodeon and The Splat! And if someone doesn't get this reference, they don't deserve to be your friend. :P But please, don't actually Awful Waffle anyone! When you buy this shirt, post a picture of you wearing it and tag us on Instagram @Forever90sShirts or Twitter @4Ever90sShirts and we'll repost it on our Instagram page AND retweet it!
Tags: pop-culture, 90s, 1990s, nostalgia, 90s-tv
Are you tired of being constantly reminded of your winning qualities and accomplishments? Are you bored of achieving all you set out to achieve, and the barrage of success and fame that comes with it? Sick of the self-satisfaction that comes from a lifetime of being a wonderful person? It's time to take yourself down a peg and remind everyone what a pile of leaky garbage you are! Gone are the days of waking up with a smile on your face and a spring in your step, with these fine Human Scum products every day will be a miserable hole from which there is no escape!
Tags: scum, bad, trash, garbage, garbage person