If Bart Simpson came up smokin' bones in a staircase on Staten Island he might have ended up like this. Ol' Dirty Bastard x Bart Simpson: smoke crack, drink OE, but most of all, buy this shirt.
Tags: simpsons, art, ol-dirty-chinese-restaurant, malt-liquor, wu-is-for-the-children
Batman's super hero powers is being rich! If he didn't have all that Bruce Wayne coin and a butler called Alfred he would probably not be a hero at all. Grab the Rich Bastard shirt for any of your rich friends to wear to the opening night of Justice League in cinemas!
Tags: batman, dark-knight, bastard, gotham, rich
Where were you in 2002? Probably not wearing this sweet reproduction of the self-titled band's first album that Music Shines magazine declared, "the death knell of good taste" and "finally pulled the plug on punk rock's life support." Show your love for frontman Max Daiquiri and help him pay those alimony payments in this late to the game tribute to some of rock and roll's least prescient alumni.
Tags: green, alien, bastard, cult-music, album