Black Knight Monty Python Mugs

Taunting French Guard I don’t want to talk to you anymore, you empty-headed animal food trough whopper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

MONTY PYTHON

Now accepting visitors! (Be prepared to answer 3 questions to access the bridge)

A tribute to the bridge keeper

The black knight is invincible.

Inspired by Peter Rabbit and the bunny of Caerbannog!

If only they had paid attention to the sign

A design commemorating one of the greatest comedic films of all time.

Tim: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit! That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! Robin: You tit! I soiled my armor, I was so scared! Tim: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide, it's a killer! Galahad: Get stuffed! Tim: He'll do you up a treat, mate. Galahad: Oh, yeah? Robin: Mangy Scots git! Tim: I'm warning you!

The Black Knight

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Dennis the peasant calls out King Arthur on outdated imperialist dogma.

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of the fresh French taunter with one of his best zingers.

Sir Bedevere : ...and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana-shaped. King Arthur : This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.

The young child defends the tree house

If you want to get around in camelot days you need to properly equip for travel. These coconuts are the right things you need to help you and Patsy get around the countryside

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And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy." And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--

Monty Python and The Holy Grail.

Hope you like it.

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I don't wanna talk to you no more you empty headed animal foot Trough water! I'll fart in your general direction! Your mother was a Hamster and you father smelt of eldiberry!!!!

Passed On...

The greatest of taunts for all pig-dogs.

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Peasant Dennis is being repressed.

Ah don' wanna talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food-trough wiper! Ah fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!

Monty Python Mean Girls

The Black Knight from Monty Python's search for the holy grail is here to keep people from passing you.

Run Away!

I am he who can summon fire without flint or tinder.

Tis but a scratch!

MONTY PYTHON

King Arthur: Now stand aside, worthy adversary. Black Knight: Tis but a scratch. King Arthur: A scratch?! Your arm's off! Black Knight: No it isn't. King Arthur: Well what's that then? [Pointing to the knight's arm lying on the ground.] Black Knight: I've had worse. King Arthur: You liar!

Tis but a scratch!

This isn't my shirt it's a false one.

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