Branson Mugs
Description: This is my whimsical acrylic painting the popular wild goat named CRISCO that lives in the area of Table Rock Lake. CRISCO is a Norwegian goat that was named for the color of his white coat. My painting shows CRISCO with impressive horns standing majestically on a rocky outcrop bluff overlooking the lake. The background is a lush greenery forest, creating a magical Ozarks landscape.
Description: From the meme. Remember that meme? Funny thing about that meme is it wasn't a meme originally. It was just a comic I wrote on a takeout napkin about Simpsons porn. And now it's a meme that's been dead for at least four years. But I gotta pay rent, so here I am offering it up for sale. Capitalism, man. Sucks ass.
Description: Remember that classic meme we all know and love? The one where a guy has a shirt that says "NO FEAR" and then he sees another shirt and it makes his shirt say "ONE FEAR?" Well guess what, originally that middle shirt said "WHAT IF THEY MADE SIMPSONS PORN ILLEGAL?" Did you know that? I did! Because I'm the person who made that comic originally. Please support me so I don't get evicted again.
Description: I really enjoy a good scenic view of Table Rock Lake. I painted this acrylic painting from my inspiration of the scenic views of the lake over the years. This lake dam construction was finished in 1958 and is near Branson and Shell Knob. It provides flood control for the White River. I enjoy watching the activity of wildlife, people and boats moving around the lake. It is so relaxing. A vast blue lake stretches into the distance, surrounded by lush green trees and dotted with sailboats and fishing boats. A tall, bare tree stands on a rocky cliff overlooking the water under a partly cloudy sky.
