Mournin' Pete is a pig who runs a BBQ restaurant and wants more than anything for you to stop eating his family. But there's nothing he can do to stop you. Forces beyond his understanding compel him to serve his loved ones up to you in exchange for money he neither wants nor needs. And now he's sellin' shirts!
Remember that classic meme we all know and love? The one where a guy has a shirt that says "NO FEAR" and then he sees another shirt and it makes his shirt say "ONE FEAR?" Well guess what, originally that middle shirt said "WHAT IF THEY MADE SIMPSONS PORN ILLEGAL?" Did you know that? I did! Because I'm the person who made that comic originally. Please support me so I don't get evicted again.