Crematory Mugs

This spooky Crematory sign post makes the perfect image for those goths and zombie fans looking for something creepy, dark and mysterious.

City of Philadelphia crematorium

The "Cremation Is My Last Hope For A Smoking Hot Body" T-shirt likely features a humorous and lighthearted design centered around the idea of achieving a fit or attractive body through the process of cremation. The phrase suggests a playful take on body image and fitness, using dark humor.

© Richard Bean 2018 Knock and It Shall Be Open Captured May 12, 2018 2:58 PM Abandoned Boiler Building Fairfield, Maine Nikon D810 Lens: Nikon 24-85mm f/2.8-4 D-AF IF Exposures: ISO 31 Focal Length: 28mm f/13 Aperture Priority 0.7 sec 10.0 sec 20.0 sec 30.0 sec Final processing with Lightroom 6.14, Photoshop CS6, and various plug ins

© Richard Bean 2018 Completely Burnt Out Captured May 12, 2018 2:27 PM Abandoned Boiler Component Fairfield, Maine Nikon D810 Lens: Nikon 14-24mm f/2.8G AF-S ED Exposures: ISO 31 Focal Length: 14mm f/13 Aperture Priority 2.0 sec 3.0 sec 5.0 sec 8.0 sec 13.0 sec Final processing with Lightroom 6.14, Photoshop CS6, and various plug ins

© Richard Bean 2018 Completely Burnt Out Captured May 12, 2018 3:17 PM Abandoned Boiler Fairfield, Maine Nikon D810 Lens: Nikon 14-24mm f/2.8G AF-S ED Exposures: ISO 31 Focal Length: 14mm f/13 Aperture Priority 6.0 sec 8.0 sec 10.0 sec Final processing with Lightroom 6.14, Photoshop CS6, and various plug ins

© Richard Bean 2018 Completely Burnt Out Captured May 12, 2018 2:24 PM Abandoned Boiler Component Fairfield, Maine Nikon D810 Lens: Nikon 14-24mm f/2.8G AF-S ED Exposures: ISO 31 Focal Length: 18mm f/13 Aperture Priority 4.0 sec 6.0 sec 10.0 sec 15.0 sec 25.0 sec Final processing with Lightroom 6.14, Photoshop CS6, and various plug ins

© Richard Bean 2018 Completely Burnt Out Captured May 12, 2018 2:16 PM Abandoned Boiler Fairfield, Maine Nikon D810 Lens: Nikon 14-24mm f/2.8G AF-S ED Exposures: ISO 31 Focal Length: 18mm f/13 Aperture Priority 15.0 sec 25.0 sec 30.0 sec Final processing with Lightroom 6.14, Photoshop CS6, and various plug ins

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Inherited Funeral Director

This Dad of a Beautiful Daughter is Also a Crematory Operator With an Alibi. Funny saying for a dad of daughters who is in charge of cremations at a mortuary, cemetery or crematory. Perfect for a Funeral Director, Mortician or Crematory Operator with a sense of humor and daughters.

Funny, death humor saying for an aquamationist, cremationist, crematory operator, mortician, funeral director or mortuary science student or who works at a funeral home, crematory or cemetery that offers green burial and cremation options.

Don’t Underestimate Me I’m an Aquamationist with an Alibi. Funny, death humor, saying for a cremationist, crematory operator, mortician, funeral director, mortuary science student or aquamationist who works at a funeral home, crematory or cemetery.

Dark humor never hurt anyone.

All Men Are Cremated Equal

Don’t Underestimate Me I’m a cremationist With an Alibi. Funny, death humor, saying for a cremationist, crematory operator, mortician or funeral director who works at a funeral home, crematory or cemetery. Perfect cremation joke, gag design for a cremationist or mortuary science student with a sense of humor.