Crooked Mugs

© Richard Bean 2008 A Leaf's Journey Crooked River East Waterford Maine Captured October 13, 2008 12:13 PM Single Exposure Sigma SD14 Lens: Sigma 17 - 70mm f/2.8-4.5 DC Macro Single Exposure: ISO 100 Focal Length: 62mm f/14 Aperture Priority 1/8 sec Final processing with Lightroom 6.2.1, Photoshop CS6, and various plug ins. Black & White Selective Color

“No mourners, no funerals." ― Leigh Bardugo, Six of Crows

Politicians Couldn't Lie Straight in Bed

Hand drawn tree without leaves, vector illustration.

Hand drawn tree without leaves, vector illustration.

Hand drawn tree without leaves, vector illustration.

Over 50 years of failure

Get comfortable, it's time to spill the tea.

Straight shooter. Respected on Bespin.

The song that helped us learn to spell "Mississippi"

Cartoon of chesterfield

Every decade or so, a great F*ck the Police graphic is produced. Considering the current political climate, this is probably one of the most poignant t-shirts you will ever own.

Cartoon of chesterfield skyline

Stretched lines casting reverse shadows

"The heart is an arrow, It demands aim to land true." Chibi illustration of Kaz and Inej, from the Six of Crows duology by Leigh Bardugo!

4 of the worst Evils from The Warren Files in Warhol’s Pop Art style

Irregular watercolor lines - green

A quirky plaid pattern constructed from cut strips of tissue paper layered and glued over each other. This slightly wonky checked design in shades of purple has lots of character :)

Irregular watercolor lines - turquoise

The Oddfather himself...Make him an offer he can't understand

Irregular watercolor lines - blue

Peanut Butter Cups

The Gentleman Bastards are masters of deception, disguise and fine cuisine. Father Chains, their "garrista" (leader), is a priest of the Crooked Warden, the god of thieves.

A composite of Chesterfields key buildings

“Greed is your god, Kaz." He almost laughed at that. "No, Inej. Greed bows to me. It is my servant and my lever.” ― Leigh Bardugo, Six of Crows

The Crooked Little Smile T-shirt will keep you cool in the summer and warm in the winter while listening to the Crooked Little Smile album. These only get better with wear. Plus, they also make great wicks for Molotov cocktails—if it should come to that.

This is what you need to commemorate your vacation to this beautiful part of the Mitten State! Is there a place that you didn't find? Hit me up on Insta and I will add it!

Do you want to help Craig Fixada America? Prove it. Only a true friendada Craig would wear this masterpiece. #resistance

j cole

A graphic take on the old adage: “if it walks like a duck.” Nuff said: Donald Trump is a racist! From the DC C.R.A.P. Collection

This depiction illustrates the sad but true fact that the current resident of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue is in fact no more than that – a resident, simply the guy who occupies the place. The Resident’s record as a Vietnam draft dodger suggests he has the courage of a chicken. An observation from his Secretary of State suggests he is a “fucking moron.” The company he keeps proves him to be a racist and a hater. From the DC C.R.A.P. Collection

in the mornin'

Cosplay as your favorite dating sim heroine with this name tag design.

Hand drawn tree without leaves, vector illustration.

This graphic illustrates the fragile ego and thin-skinned veneer of the septuagenarian juvenile who currently sits in the Oval Office. Being far out of his element and caught naked and afraid has caused fissures in Trump's facade to shatter for the whole world to see to the extent that his high-priced lawyers and Russian handlers can't resurrect him. From the DC C.R.A.P. Collection

A doodle, thats it. Hope you like it.