Cynical Mugs
Description: The item features the word "Productivity" in a large, bold typeface at the top. Beneath it, in a smaller font, is the text "/produttivity; cynical on fomeand". A line space separates this from the text "See also: deadlines, procrastination" below. The text is white on a black background.
Description: Designed for white and lighter apparel so every chaotic detail stays painfully visible. Modern romance is a scam, and BLACK SCOWL is simply documenting the evidence. Featuring a sharply dressed feline already exhausted by red flags, mixed signals, and questionable texting habits, this dating anxiety design is for anyone emotionally tired of modern love. Poetry is dead. Expectations are lower. At least someone gets it.
Description: Émile Zola quote: How the thought of meeting lost loved ones would sweeten one’s last moments, how eagerly would one embrace them, and what bliss to live together once more in immortality! He suffered agonies when he considered religion’s charitable lie, which compassionately conceals the terrible truth from feeble creatures. No, everything finished at death, nothing that we had loved was ever reborn, our farewells were for ever. For ever! For ever! That was the dreadful thought that carried his mind hurtling down abysses of emptiness.
Description: The comedy legend that was Bill Hicks is as relevant today, maybe even more so, what with the dumbing-down of society. He came across as cynical and skeptical of the human condition but it came from a sarcastic satirical viewpoint which made people laugh and a cult following had an affinity with his acerbic humor. This awesome graphic is perfect for those who sometimes feel the same way.
