Danger Noodle Mugs

Cause what else are you gonna do?

Wait thats not a banana, thas a banana python! Look how cute she is.

"Savor the taste of danger with our 'Snake Slurps Ramen' design! This edgy and unexpected combination brings together the mysterious allure of a snake indulging in a bowl of ramen, creating a unique fusion of danger and delight. Wear this shirt and embrace the unexpected flavor that life serves up, showcasing your bold and adventurous spirit."

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Spaghetti Snake Fruit Pancake

Spaghetti Snake Fruit Pancake

The perfect gift for snake lovers! This cute pet design features a caramel ball python with humorous anatomy labels. This design makes a great gift for reptile lovers, snake moms and dads, friends, and family.

The prettiest ones are always the most dangerous. I just want a hug!

The perfect gift for snake lovers! This cute pet design features an axanthic ball python with humorous anatomy labels. This design makes a great gift for reptile lovers, snake moms and dads, friends, and family.

Cheesy Snake Pancake

Spaghetti Snake Strawberry Pancake

The perfect gift for snake lovers! This cute pet design features an albino ball python with humorous anatomy labels. This design makes a great gift for reptile lovers, snake moms and dads, friends, and family.

A little white/pink ball python.

The perfect gift for snake lovers! This cute pet design features a ball python with the text, “Warning: May suddenly start talking about snakes”. This design makes a great gift for reptile lovers, snake moms and dads, herpetologists, friends, and family.

Noodle friend!

For those who endanger the noodle.

A cute harmless little garter snake, from my original oil painting

A corn snake in a box on a book next to a lantern

Available as a repeatable flash tattoo, and now a shirt design!

This danger noodle just wants to be your friend.

Animals of the World Funny Rare Exotic Animals

Zodiac water snake

Originally designed as an illustrative flash tattoo, and now available as a shirt! I love the combo of florals, leafy elements, and snakes. Truly a match made in heaven

Zodiac wood snake

Zodiac earth snake

Zodiac gold snake

Zodiac fire snake

normal kenyan sand boa in the shape of an infinity symbol, cuz they are and always will be amazing little snakes. Alawys, period. :)

Hiss hiss!

A snake bites its own tail, forming an ouroboros. This python has a nonbinary flag colored patterned! A cute LGBTQIA+ danger noodle! In the center are the pronouns They Them, commonly used by enby people.

Just a lil snake going on an adventure, floating through the air by balloons

The mascot of my channel and a glimpse into his world, contained in a tiny bottle

Inside another world

A cute little snake gliding through grass. This colorful, flat-style artwork, with its playful comic appeal, is perfect for adding a touch of whimsy to your space. Ideal for snake enthusiasts and lovers of unique, fun designs.

A funny identification chart of dangerous animals perfect for any avid animal lover or zoologist.

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