No Fucks Mugs

For the gibbon who might gib two fucks.

Zero Fucks Given - Funny Slogan in Tropical Camo Print with Call of Duty Modern Warfare font

Don't give a fox.

For when you just have zero fucks to give!

Zero Fucks Given - Funny Slogan in Tiger Camo Print with Call of Duty Modern Warfare font

Let the world know how many fucks you give.

Our Lady of Zero Effs

For when you are done with people.

FRESH OUTTA FUCKS - NO FUCKS GIVEN

Zero fucks given: The inability to give even one fuck about someone or something, i.e. the situation in which one is unable to care. This term is also used to express dismay, disbelief, or sarcasm pertaining to someone or something, and can be a successful comeback comment in the event of a downward-spiraling conversation.

No fox given

Zero fox given

No ducks given

Oh for fox sake. A fun fox pun used by doctor strange too.

I don't give any fox. Funny fox pun

No. Nope. Absolutely not. No alcohol. No adulting. No bullshit. No chill. No boyfriend. No excuses. No escape. No fucks given. No drama. No exception. No chance. None.

Some people like to keep their thoughts to themselves. Me? I say what's on my mind. I leave my filter at home!

Let everyone know that you are your own person and that in most situations zero fox are given

Zero Fucks Given - Funny Slogan in Urban Camo Print with Call of Duty Modern Warfare font

The meme heard 'round the world- Bernie Sanders on Inauguration Day 2021 not giving a fuck. Bernie stays warm in his army green jacket, his handmade mittens by Jen Ellis, and his favorite shoes. Everyone wants to steal that look. I'm positive that a woman could never get away with the "I don't give a shit look," But Bernie Sanders manages to pull it off with ease.

They don't care about us

Kid-friendly irreverent design with a cheeky 'Zero Ducks Given' slogan. Stylised cartoon duckling with fiery, determined eyes.

RIP To All The Fucks I Give

The playful phrase 'Give No Hoots' is a lighthearted reminder to let go of the stresses of everyday life and to live in the moment. With its warm hues and intricate details, each flower, leaf, and feather comes together to create a sanctuary of peace and happiness.

The perfect way to hand in your notice. The mugs make great gifts for the office grump at your work, or for yourself, if you're the office grump. We ain't judging.

Mr. Yellow series

Funny sarcasm saying, "Zero was invented to count the fucks I give."

Nope. :)

Hope you like it.

zero energy level text design in black and white color

A Duck Punker with safety pin

Funny punny shirt. I don’t give a fork, do you?

Zero Hug Given - Bear Edition