Gi Joe Parody Mugs
Description: One of the few mysterious and the more dangerous members of the G.I. Joe Team, Snake Eyes served as a recon ranger in the jungles of Southeast Asia. All that can be said after that stint is he went on a long sabbatical, most believe it was in Japan. Some say he was training with the same ninja clan that begat Storm Shadow. We know his fighting skills have become more efficient and deadly. Rumors surfaced that when he was recruited into the Joe Team by Hawk, he was hunting rabbits at the time... with his bare hands.
Description: One of the few mysterious and the more dangerous members of the G.I. Joe Team, Snake Eyes served as a recon ranger in the jungles of Southeast Asia. All that can be said after that stint is he went on a long sabbatical, most believe it was in Japan. Some say he was training with the same ninja clan that begat Storm Shadow. We know his fighting skills have become more efficient and deadly. Rumors surfaced that when he was recruited into the Joe Team by Hawk, he was hunting rabbits at the time... with his bare hands.
Description: Shipwreck grew up next to the sprawling San Diego Navy Yards. He enlisted at the youngest possible age with his parents' permission and then served with distinction in the Mekong Delta where he contended with river pirates, smugglers, and insurgents. He also spent time at several naval bases and on carrier-initiated operations in the Middle East. After saving Flint & Mutt from a desert sand storm as well as Cobra he joined the G.I. Joe Team, the rest as they say is history.
Description: One of the few mysterious and the more dangerous members of the G.I. Joe Team, Snake Eyes served as a recon ranger in the jungles of Southeast Asia. All that can be said after that stint is he went on a long sabbatical, most believe it was in Japan. Some say he was training with the same ninja clan that begat Storm Shadow. We know his fighting skills have become more efficient and deadly. Rumors surfaced that when he was recruited into the Joe Team by Hawk, he was hunting rabbits at the time... with his bare hands.
Description: PORKCHOP SANDWICHES! A GI Joe PSA Parody Meme If you were online in the late ’90s or early 2000s, you already heard it in your head. This design is a tribute to one of the most unhinged, legendary moments of early internet culture—when cartoon seriousness collided with chaotic overdub humor and absolutely nothing made sense (in the best way possible). Fires, shouting, total panic, and a phrase that somehow became immortal. Perfect for: Early internet veterans Late-90s / early-2000s meme historians Fans of absurd cartoon parody humor Anyone who still randomly yells this for no reason Bold, retro, and instantly recognizable to those in the know. If you get it, you really get it.
Description: Within the heart of a man lies the desire to become a gourmet chef. You wouldn't know that by looking at Roadblock. With his size and brawn, he can carry a .50 Browning machine gun with accompanying 50 lbs. ammo and still endure the powerful recoils. That fact alone is enough to scare the enemy. In actuality, he's one of the most amiable members of the Joe Team and a great source of camaraderie. Aside from his impressive strength, he could take your K-rations and whip up something more appetizing.
Description: Blowtorch, also known as Timothy P. Hanrahan, is a flamethrower expert for the G.I. Joe team. He is a corporal (E-4) and has a strong military background, specializing in infantry special weapons and small-arms armorer. Blowtorch is an expert in military incendiary devices and flame projection equipment, and he is a qualified expert with the M-7 Flamethrower, M-16, and the M1911A1 Auto Pistol. He has a degree in chemical and structural engineering, which allows him to understand the scientific aspects of fire and its control. Blowtorch is known for his respect for fire's power and strength, and he often checks smoke detectors to ensure safety. Despite his expertise, he can be a bit overbearing on fire safety issues.
Description: If there is one word to describe Cutter, it would have to be persistent. He actually wrote to his congressman for an appointment to get into Annapolis for two years! In the end, he realized his family lacked power and influence. That didn't stop him, he decided to join the Coast Guard Academy in Connecticut instead. That same persistence made him one of the best Coast Guard patrolmen and netted a good number of drug smugglers. When he learned the G.I. Joe Team didn't even have one Coast Guard representative, he badgered the top brass so much until they pulled all the strings just to get him in and shut him up.
Description: Sgt. Slaughter's Marauders is a G.I. Joe subgroup that specializes in rapid offensive attacks. The team's uniforms are a green, brown, and blue camouflage version of their original outfits, and they use heavily refitted G.I. Joe tracked vehicles. The subgroup is known for its aggressive and disciplined approach, commanding the toughest and most disciplined outfit in G.I. Joe. Sgt. Slaughter is the leader of this task force, known for his "gung ho" style and aggressive attitude, which have earned him the respect of G.I. Joe's toughest Drill Instructor.
Description: Cobra Commander is a fanatical leader who rules with an iron fist and demands total loyalty or allegiance. His objective is total control of the world's governments, people, wealth, and resources, brought about by revolution and chaos. He is believed to have personally led uprisings in the Middle East, Southeast Asia, and other areas, while being held responsible for kidnapping scientists, businessmen, and military leaders, forcing them to reveal their top-level secrets.
Description: Sgt. Slaughter's Marauders is a G.I. Joe subgroup that specializes in rapid offensive attacks. The team's uniforms are a green, brown, and blue camouflage version of their original outfits, and they use heavily refitted G.I. Joe tracked vehicles. The subgroup is known for its aggressive and disciplined approach, commanding the toughest and most disciplined outfit in G.I. Joe. Sgt. Slaughter is the leader of this task force, known for his "gung-ho" style and aggressive attitude, which have earned him the respect of G.I. Joe's toughest Drill Instructor.
Description: Shipwreck grew up next to the sprawling San Diego Navy Yards. He enlisted at the youngest possible age with his parents' permission and then served with distinction in the Mekong Delta where he contended with river pirates, smugglers, and insurgents. He also spent time at several naval bases and on carrier-initiated operations in the Middle East.
Description: G.I.Joe / Cobra Fan Art - Parody R.I.P. 2016 - Celebrity Deaths / In Memorium
R.I.P. 2016 - Join Cobra - No Casualties Since est. 1982 Mug
by Vagabond The Artist
$13 $18
Description: A real American emergency! A retro action-inspired parody for anyone who knows that a GI bleed is definitely no joke. Made for nurses, doctors, EMTs, paramedics, ER staff, gastroenterology professionals, medical students, and healthcare workers who appreciate dark medical humor.
