Heartless Humor Mugs
Description: Technically accurate. A 45lb plate with cartoon eyes and sneakers running on a treadmill while the logic of the phrase fully collapses around it. For the gym people who live for lifting and treat the cardio machines as furniture — and have constructed a philosophical argument to justify it.
You Don't Need Cardio If You're Heartless Funny Weight Plate Gym Dark Humor Sarcastic Tee Mug
by SketchTee
$13 $18
Description: An illustration of a cute satanic goat with big eyes holding a chain with lots of hearts. Around the goat is the phrase "I'm not heartless and I can't prove it". This illustration makes a perfect gift for people who appreciate the darker side of things and have a sense of humor.