"Looks like you've had a bit too much to think!" says the Mustachioed THINKPOL officer as he walks up to Winston in a stern voice. Winston must have must have forgotten to hide the disgust and loathing in his eyes, because the large man in black moved closer still, his eyes hiding behind mirrored aviator-styled sunglasses. "You have something to say, sir?" His voice menacing now. "No sir! No." Winston chirps nervously, averting his eyes as much as possible. Very well, then. Let's move along." The oficer's voice calms somewhat to a dulled, professional cadence. "Remember, closed minds stop thought crimes. Let's move along." Illustration by Dan McCall. Inspired by George Orwell's novel Nineteen Eighty Four.
Tags: big-brother, thought-police, thnkpol, orwell, ingsoc
You don't have to be an atheist to want to keep science in science class. Sarcastically urging schools to teach other pseudosciences, myths and discredited theories is a fine way to show your pro-science stance. Darwin would be proud!
Tags: george-orwell, orwell, parody, funny, conspiracy
Immortan Joe - formerly known as Colonel Joe Moore - was a veteran of The Oil Wars and a hero of The Water Wars. He formed a biker gang terrorizing the people after the fall. This shirt will let others know just who's side you are on!
Tags: lord-humungus, immortan-joe, humungus, road-warrior, post-apocalyptic
INSPIRED BY GEORGE ORWELL'S "1984" Ownlife refers to the tendency to enjoy being solitary or individualistic, which is considered subversive. Winston Smith comments that even to go for a walk by oneself can be regarded as suspicious. i HAVE PLACED OLD GEORGE'S HEAD BESET BY 1984s AND "OWNLIFE" PRINTED BELOW IN A FONT CALLED "ORWELL"
Tags: 1984, george-orwell, orwell, fascist, big-brother