Defense Mugs

Show your emergency preparedness with this classic design!

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A perfect present for birthday or other events or holidays! Make your loved one or yourself happy with this great In my Defense design!

A perfect present for birthday or other events or holidays! Make your loved one or yourself happy with this great Defense design!

Keep your self alive!

The Big D

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Show your emergency preparedness with this classic design!

In my defense I was left unsupervised

In My Defense I Was Left Unsupervised T Shirt for any occasion you did something by accident. Wear this humorous tee and have a fun time with no regrets. Funny sarcastic Gift for any troublemaker. Vintage TShirt with retro colors is a perfect Gift idea for Birthday, Christmas, Halloween, Father's Day, Mother's Day and other holidays for men, women, kids or friends.

In my defense I was left Unsupervised

The art of 8 limbs. Shins like baseball bats!

In my defense I was left unsupervised

In my defense, I was left unsupervised

Recognizing the right to protect one's life against racist aggression.

Honesty is the best policy but insanity is the best defense. You know that friend or family member who is always getting themselves into a ‘situation’? This is the perfect gift for them.

Krav Maga, straight and simple.

In America we have the right to bear arms. Or is it bare arms? Arm bears? Whatever. It's our right.

Hey Kids, every great Adventure starts with a Gun

The Israel Defense Forces (IDF; Hebrew: צְבָא הַהֲגָנָה לְיִשְׂרָאֵל Tsva ha-Hagana le-Yisra'el, lit. 'The Army of Defense for Israel'), alternatively referred to by the Hebrew-language acronym Tzahal (צה״ל), is the national military of the State of Israel. It consists of three service branches: the Israeli Ground Forces, the Israeli Air Force, and the Israeli Navy. It is the sole military wing of the Israeli security apparatus. The IDF is headed by the Chief of the General Staff, who is subordinate to the Israeli Defense Minister.

Defense Production Act t shirt

For those Iris West fans out there.

IDF - Israel Defense Forces logo

Text says "In My Defense I Was Left Unsupervised".

This sticker features the witty phrase "In my defense, no one told me to keep calm," rendered in a variety of fun, casual fonts that give it a playful and sassy vibe. The text is accompanied by cheeky decorative elements like winking emojis, hinting at a light-hearted refusal to take things too seriously. Set against a simple background, the design stands out as a bold statement piece, perfect for those who embrace their spirited side with humor and a touch of mischief.

No, Money Down!

Self defense is best defense.

Self defense

Lock Down Defense. That says it all.

Simple bird defense

Minor Defense Force is a “for-entertainment” media business featuring social media delivered, documentary-style videos of real people, in real situations. We focus primarily on the discovering, conversing and “meeting” with adults who engage in predatory behavior towards children. We define this behavior as “adults pursuing children for the expressed purpose of engaging in illegal sexual acts, illegal transporting, solicitation for illegal purposes and the pursuit of pornography featuring minors.” The people featured in our content are real people, having real conversations and the footage depicts true events. Each word, picture, video, call and ultimately “meeting” is recorded and then handed over to the appropriate authorities.

Cool quote " Judge me when you are perfect" with colorful octopus illustration and lettering.

In My Defense I Was Left Unsupervised White

The Avenger Air Defense System is an American self-propelled surface-to-air missile system which provides mobile, short-range air defense protection for ground units against cruise missiles, unmanned aerial vehicles, low-flying fixed-wing aircraft, and helicopters. The Avenger was originally developed for the United States Armed Forces and is currently used by the U.S. Army. The Avenger system is also used by the U.S. Marine Corps

And autistics can use sarcasm too, to defend themselves from the social trauma the neurotypical people have inflicted on them.