Jesus Sucks Mugs

Description: Jesus Sucks, Satan Swallows

Description: Jesus Sucks, Satan Swallows

Description: “The Gates of Hades shall not prevail. Communismus delenda est.” Inspired by Matthew 16:18, this dramatic Christian design depicts a Catholic prelate raising his hand in blessing while standing over a defeated dragon, with shattered communist symbols behind him. It combines spiritual warfare, Church history and anti-communist imagery into one confrontational piece. Created for Christian by Grace by Giosafatte Ingrassia, who is super excited to bring powerful moments and themes from Christian history to life.

Description: In 1984, this pink toe truck’s iconic status was cemented in history when Mr. Lincoln decided to put the truck on his building’s roof at the company’s Fairview Avenue and Mercer Street location. It was now on display for millions of drivers that came off the Mercer Street exit from I-5 and became a fixture for decades to come. of course, long gone is the old towing yard at the end of the Mercer Street exit, but this bubblegum pink tow truck with five toes on top can still be found, though you'll need to visit the Museum of History and Industry to catch a look.

Description: What would Jesus say?

Description: "OMG Guys I Made Him Orange To Warn You" funny Jesus unisex t-shirts are perfect for Democrats/Liberals who voted against Donald Trump when they voted for Kamala Harris." This humorous t-shirt is straight-up savage. It’s basically saying that Jesus tried to give everyone a heads-up by making Trump literally bright orange, and somehow people still didn’t get the message. The eye-rolling Jesus just seals the deal—like, “Come on, guys, I gave you the most obvious clue.” It’s a hilarious jab at Donald Trump’s infamous orang tan and everything he represents, blending politics, humor, and a little bit of divine frustration. Whether you love or hate him, you gotta admit, this t-shirt's joke is clever.

Description: Illustration of Jesus giving Trump a little punch.