Jewish Space Laser Program Mugs
Description: -Jewish Space Lasers v1- The ultimate weather control tool, the Jewish Space Laser (JSL)! The JSL has the ability to start fires and control the weather, making it a must-have for those looking to dominate the elements. Whether you want to clear the skies for a perfect picnic or start a controlled burn for land management, this laser can do it all. Its unfathomably advanced technology make it the perfect addition to any sinister cabal's collection of high-tech gadgets. Show off your interest in this amazingly fictional innovation with this tee that's sure to leave an impression! The Jewish Space Laser Conspiracy Theory claims that powerful Jewish people were part of a sinister cabal using space lasers.
Description: The official logo (not!) of the Jewish Space Laser Agency. Have some satirical fun at the expense of the conspiracy nuts, with the 'Death Star of David!' The Yiddish motto says "We'll just sit here in the darkness". (Click on my 'FlyingSnail' store name to see a different version!)
Description: If you are into space, fantasy and politics, then this design is for you. It features a laser gun along with the phrase "Jewish Space Laser". The perfect gift for the Jewish, UFO fans, rabbi's, nice Jewish boy's, and can be worn at Jewish holidays such as Purim or at a Passover or Bar Mitzvah.
Description: -Jewish Space Lasers v5- The ultimate weather control tool, the Jewish Space Laser (JSL)! The JSL has the ability to start fires and control the weather, making it a must-have for those looking to dominate the elements. Whether you want to clear the skies for a perfect picnic or start a controlled burn for land management, this laser can do it all. Its unfathomably advanced technology make it the perfect addition to any sinister cabal's collection of high-tech gadgets. Show off your interest in this amazingly fictional innovation with this tee that's sure to leave an impression! The Jewish Space Laser Conspiracy Theory claims that powerful Jewish people were part of a sinister cabal using space lasers.
Description: -Jewish Space Lasers v2- The ultimate weather control tool, the Jewish Space Laser (JSL)! The JSL has the ability to start fires and control the weather, making it a must-have for those looking to dominate the elements. Whether you want to clear the skies for a perfect picnic or start a controlled burn for land management, this laser can do it all. Its unfathomably advanced technology make it the perfect addition to any sinister cabal's collection of high-tech gadgets. Show off your interest in this amazingly fictional innovation with this tee that's sure to leave an impression! The Jewish Space Laser Conspiracy Theory claims that powerful Jewish people were part of a sinister cabal using space lasers.
Description: "אם זה מובן לך, המזימה מבוטלת. לייזר החלל נשבר." — "If you understand this, the plot is cancelled. The space laser broke." A Hebrew-only punchline for the "Jewish space laser" conspiracy theory — self-mocking, not self-serious. If you can read it, it's for you.
If You Understand This, The Conspiracy Is Canceled - The Space Laser Is Broken Mug
by Rifkele D. Leybikhe
$18
Description: "אם זה מובן לך, המזימה מבוטלת. לייזר החלל נשבר." — "If you understand this, the plot is cancelled. The space laser broke." A Hebrew-only punchline for the "Jewish space laser" conspiracy theory — self-mocking, not self-serious. If you can read it, it's for you.
If You Understand This, The Conspiracy Is Canceled - The Space Laser Is Broken Mug
by Rifkele D. Leybikhe
$18
Description: -Jewish Space Lasers v3- The ultimate weather control tool, the Jewish Space Laser (JSL)! The JSL has the ability to start fires and control the weather, making it a must-have for those looking to dominate the elements. Whether you want to clear the skies for a perfect picnic or start a controlled burn for land management, this laser can do it all. Its unfathomably advanced technology make it the perfect addition to any sinister cabal's collection of high-tech gadgets. Show off your interest in this amazingly fictional innovation with this tee that's sure to leave an impression! The Jewish Space Laser Conspiracy Theory claims that powerful Jewish people were part of a sinister cabal using space lasers.
