Minimum Mugs
Description: This funny, cool and awesome t-shirt is perfect for those who love internet memes, existential crises, irony, sarcasm, and crazy workplaces. It features a cool raccoon holding a cup of coffee, using glasses, and giving a thumbs up. With the quote "Doing the bare minimum, and that is my maximum".
Description: A bold black background features red text spelling "ENGINEER" across the top. Below, white text reads "HOURLY RATE" with horizontal lines on either side. Further down, white text details rates: "$100...MINIMUM", "$100...MINIMUM", "3450...20N", and "2250...IF YOU TELL ME HOW'D HOW'D TO DO MY JOB". Above the "ENGINEER" text are several gold-colored gears.
Description: Extra, by design. Oversized italic serif typography in warm cream and dark walnut, underlined by a loose hand-drawn cherry-red squiggle, with a single pair of cherries tucked into the lower-right corner. Playful, type-driven, feminine without being precious — a cherry-girl wink with actual taste. For the cherry girls, tomato girls, and coquette-core maximalists whose maximum is just where they start. Makes a witty gift for the friend who has never in her life done dim, the sister who turned being extra into a personality trait, or anyone who treats going all out as the floor, not the ceiling. Anything less than extra is less than enough.
Description: A graphic depicting the hourly rates and services for a mechanic. It prominently displays "MECHANIC HOURLY RATE" at the top. Below, it lists various service charges like "$100/HR TO INSPTE $500/HR", "24 SERVICE - 25 INSRUCTO", and "2307 HELP - 517 APVESEP". A spark plug, a gauge, and wrenches are also illustrated.
Description: TCB Clothing: Respect Is The Bare Minimum. Clean, sharp, and straight to the point. This design uses a modern sans-serif font to deliver a high-standard message: "Respect is the bare minimum." Perfect for anyone who values boundaries and self-worth, this TCB Clothing original is a staple for a sophisticated streetwear look.
Description: A circular emblem featuring concentric lines resembling a record or target. The top arc reads 'LET'S KEEP'. The center prominently displays 'Dumbfuckery' in a stylized font, with decorative swirls. The bottom arc states 'TO A MINIMUM TODAY'. The overall style is retro and monochrome.
Description: A detailed, stylized depiction of a ferret wearing a fedora hat. The ferret has an aggressive expression with its mouth open, showing sharp teeth. The text "MINIMUM WAGE" is displayed in an arc above the ferret's head, and "MAXIMUM RAGE" is displayed in an arc below. The background is a solid tan color.
Description: Make a loud and hilarious statement about the state of the government with this epic political satire graphic! If you are tired of empty promises and think the people in charge need a reality check, this design speaks the ultimate truth. Featuring a funny illustration of a sweating pig in a patched-up suit staring at a tiny coin, this aesthetic perfectly captures the struggles of the working class with a heavy dose of humor. Perfect for activists, political junkies, libertarians, and anyone with a sarcastic view of politics. Whether you are heading to a rally, engaging in a debate, or just running errands, this graphic is guaranteed to turn heads and start conversations. It makes an incredibly thoughtful novelty gag gift for your politica
