Minimum Mugs
Description: A bulletin-style presentation displaying an engineer's hourly rate based on different scenarios. The top reads 'ENGINEER HOURLY RATE' with lightning bolt accents. Below are listed rates with conditions like 'MINIMUM IF YOU WATCH', 'IF HELP', 'IF YOU WORKED ON IT FIRST', and 'IF YOU TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB'.
Description: Embrace doing the bare minimum with this charming pastel depiction of a sloth lounging at a desk. Surrounded by soft pink clouds and holding a mug, this sleepy office companion is perfect for anyone who works from home and enjoys a dose of cozy humor. Whether you're shopping for a procrastinator or treating yourself, this playful visual captures the joyful laziness we all feel sometimes.
Description: A yellow fist is centered on a black background, representing a union laborer. Above the fist, "UNION LABORER HOURLY RATE" is displayed in bold, cracked yellow lettering. Below the fist, text details hourly rates: "$100/HR IF YOU MINIMUM", "$100/HR IF LACKE THAK", "1250/HR IF HOW TO DO PANT", and "$250/HR IF HOW TO DO MY JOB".
Description: Retro Activism: Working Class Labor – This stark editorial image, "The Condition of the Laboring Man at Pullman," captures the relentless grip of corporate greed on the working class. A weighted press—marked "Low Wages" and "High Rent"—crushes an exhausted laborer beneath pillars of monopoly and wage slavery. In its time, Pullman’s exploitative grip forced workers into economic dependence, their pay swallowed by the very company that employed them. Today, echoes of this oppression persist. Healthcare costs, stagnant wages, and unchecked profiteering shape a new kind of subjugation, where survival remains a commodity rather than a right.
Description: A rectangular sign with rounded corners against a black background. The sign itself is yellow with a thick black border. Text in black reads '< CAUTION', 'INTROVERT', 'NO TALKING ALLOWED', and the bottom lines read 'ANY OTHER SOCIAL INTERIACTIONS' and 'SHOULD BE KEPT TOI A MINIMUM'.
Description: A yellow triangular warning sign with a black border and black text. At the top, "CAUTION" is inside a black rectangle with a yellow exclamation mark icon. Below that, "INTROVERT" is displayed prominently. The bottom text reads "NO TALKING ALLOWED ANY OTHER SOCIAL INSTERACTIONS SHOULD BE KEPT A MINIMUM."
Description: A yellow rectangular sign with a black border. The text reads '< CAUTION' at the top in a black banner. Below, 'INTROVERT' is displayed prominently. Further down, it states 'NO TALKING ALLOWED' and then 'ANY OTHER SOCIAL INTERIACTIONS SHOULD BE KEPT TO A MINIMUM'. The text is in black, bold, sans-serif font.
Description: A straight-up graphic with gold lettering and a gold fist. The text reads "UNION LABORER HOURLY RATE". Below the fist, a black rectangular box with a gold border contains three lines of text indicating pay rates: "$100/HR IF YOU MINIMTO", "$250/HR", and "$250/HR IF HOW TO DO MY JOB".
