Minotaur Mugs
Description: Welcome to Theseus Butcher Shop, proudly serving fresh & salt meats since 1370 E. Crete. This tongue-in-cheek tee blends the heroic swagger of Greek mythology with the charming anatomy charts of classic French butcher signage. Yes, that’s a Minotaur. And yes, he’s perfectly marbled. This Steam Crow original features a hand-labeled monster cut chart, complete with “Custom Slaughter” sword graphic and artisanal offerings like sausage, lard, game, and fish. Ideal for foodies, mythology buffs, and anyone who’s ever wondered what part of a Labyrinth Beast goes in a stew. One hero’s monster… is another man’s brisket. Perfect for: - Culinary mythologists - Monster meat enthusiasts - Deli minotaurs - Fans of dark, clever design
Description: It's the mythical MINOTAUR OF MARS, out of the maze and into the maelstrom. Now on a corporate contract cleaning the scum out of sector 7 of the Horse-Head nebula. Strengths are Accute Sense of Direction, Mid-Range Telekenisis and Proficient Gladiator Skills ( Ancient Greek). Depicted searching the area for reprobates. Recommend printing on a light coloured shirt...
