What if Sauron didn’t want to take over middle earth, but instead provide a quality education at top rate facilities? One diploma to rule them all! As everyone is saying, One Does Not Simply Graduate From Mordor. This is the original Mordor University design, that was quickly turned into a meme.
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Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky, Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone, Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die, One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie. One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them, In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
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In the realm of Middle-Earth, things are rarely exactly what they seem. Power is hidden in the smallest of things, a wanderer of the land is the King of Men, and a small bit of bread is enough to fill you for days - unless you're a Hobbit, of course.
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If you've ever called a friend a "cotton headed ninny muggins" or you find yourself exclaiming, "son of a nutcracker!" in moments of holiday frustration, then this Buddy the Elf quotes shirt is for you. Wear it to infect others with Buddy's unbreakable Christmas spirit.
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