Mornings Suck Mugs
That moment you wake up, naked, and extremely hung over from the night before-- And the first thing you do is stand under a shower to try and ease things out. You don't even bother to wipe the make-up of your face, nor do you even try to remove the hair clip on your head, all that matters is the feel of the water flowing across you. Then you see it. At the corner of your eye. A hamper filled to the brim. Shirts, Jeans, and men's underwear, a thong, and a.... wait--is that a gimp suit? "WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED LAST NIGHT?!"
Tags: blush, pony, sexy, mlp, eqg
Allergic To Mornings T-Shirt. Adulting Funny Sayings Badge Shirt for morning haters and adulting success badge fans everywhere. Original Allergic To Mornings Shirt Design featuring badge style adulting funny slogan artwork.
Tags: allergic-to-mornings, prize, sticker, adulting, badge
Mourning the end of summer with the last ice lolly in the freezer. No one knows the flavour or how long he's been there. He's had months to perfect his sass. Expect withering comments, ice crystals, and probably some stupid flavour that makes you think "who in their right mind would make this?"
Tags: seasons, winteriscoming, dessert-lover, sarcastic, sassy