Mystery Meat Mugs

Description: A funny distressed cafeteria design inspired by nostalgic school lunch memories and classic mystery meat jokes.

Description: Eating fast food will kill you sooner or later. This little guy wants to make sure it's sooner! Wear this through the drive-thru and see if they get your order right.

Description: Serve up laughs with this playful Mystery Meat design featuring a classic cartoon-style hot dog loaded with retro personality. Bold bubble lettering, vibrant colors, and a cheerful illustrated hot dog create a nostalgic vintage-inspired look that's perfect for anyone who appreciates food humor and timeless diner aesthetics.

Description: Mary Halvorson Octet Mystery Meat

Description: American Food Safety Is a Myth: Cynical Chef Hot Take Satire (Dark Version) American food safety is a myth, according to one very unimpressed chef. Hat pulled low, eyes hidden, attitude fully loaded, this deadpan cook delivers the ultimate hot take in bold type and raw, gritty pen-and-ink. A satirical statement tee for line cooks, sous chefs, restaurant workers, label readers and anyone who has ever squinted at a fine print ingredient list and thought: sure. Equal parts dark humor and kitchen-floor wisdom, it is a sharp conversation starter at the grocery store, the shift meal, the farmers market or the bar after close. A great gift for culinary students, foodies and lovable cynics. Available on tees, hoodies, stickers and more.

Description: American Food Safety Is a Myth: Cynical Chef Hot Take Satire American food safety is a myth, according to one very unimpressed chef. Hat pulled low, eyes hidden, attitude fully loaded, this deadpan cook delivers the ultimate hot take in bold type and raw, gritty pen-and-ink. A satirical statement tee for line cooks, sous chefs, restaurant workers, label readers and anyone who has ever squinted at a fine print ingredient list and thought: sure. Equal parts dark humor and kitchen-floor wisdom, it is a sharp conversation starter at the grocery store, the shift meal, the farmers market or the bar after close. A great gift for culinary students, foodies and lovable cynics. Available on tees, hoodies, stickers and more.

Description: Celebrate your favorite horror podcast with this bold Creep Cast fan emblem.

Description: Show your support for the popular horror story analysis podcast and channel.

Description: Gamera is really neat! He is filled with turtle meat! We all love you, Gamera. Shell, teeth, eyes, flames, claws, breath, scales, fun! What a MYSTERY of SCIENCE a THEATER that shows the 3000 Gamera movies would be.