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Simple white letters on black background: "be patient with me - I'm from the 1900s". 1980 was 20 years ago, right? You're still young, right? Where did these 12-year-old baristas come from?
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1900s, 20th century, absurd, ambivert, anxiety
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Simple white letters on black background: "excited for my nap later". Because we're all tired - in fact we're exhausted - and the world's on fire, and we're going to hell in a handbasket, so a nap might be nice.
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ambivert, black white, cynical, deadpan, exhausted
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Simple white letters on black background: "I'll be nicer if you'll be smarter." So many people who just want to make up their own facts; it's ridiculous and aggravating. It's like people CHOOSE to be stupid. Gah.
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anti social, antisocial, be nicer, be smarter, deadpan
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Simple white letters on black background: "my retirement plan is societal collapse". Millennials, Gen Z, and younger - just waiting for the apocalypse. It is what it is.
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Simple white letters on black background: "Exhibit A". Perhaps you're someone to aspire to! Or perhaps you're a cautionary tale. You don't have to be specific. You're just... an example. Of something.
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ridiculous, witty, best words, cautionary tale, tongue in cheek
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Simple white letters on black background: "I don't know much about Dunning-Kruger but I'm sure it's wrong". Yeah, it's tongue in cheek, but will people know that? Not the people it's about, that's for sure. Oh, for the confidence of a fool.
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Simple white letters on black background: "I AIN'T YEED MY LAST HAW". I might be long in the tooth, ma, but don't count me out yet. I'm fixin' to be around for a while. Howdy and yeehaw, cowboys.
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cowboy, cowgirl, cowpoke, deadpan humor, dont count me out
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Simple white letters on black background: "get off my lawn". Whether you're actually old or just old in spirit, anyone can be grumpy. Young people today, amirite?! With all their noise music. Bah, humbug. Curmudgeons unite.
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absurd, cantankerous, deadpan, get off my lawn, grump
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Simple white letters on black background: "Get the tattoo, your family is already disappointed." Maybe it's tongue-in-cheek; maybe it's sincere... but go on, it's your life, and your arm (or leg, or back, or whatever).
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Simple white letters on black background: "All things considered, I'm pro democracy." Yeah, democracy is better than autocracy. And better than fascism. And January 6 WAS an insurrection and it's time to defend democracy.
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american politics, anti fascist, anti insurrection, anti trump, antifascist
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Simple white letters on black background: "fight apathy (or don't, whatever)". Y'know, we all want more good stuff to happen, and less bad stuff, but sometimes you just don't got the spoons.
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Simple white letters on black background: "a bit sweary". Whether the air around you is constantly blue, people liken you to a sailor, or you just like the odd cuss word, maybe give people a heads-up. For the mildly profane.
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sarcastic, snarky, tongue in cheek, profane, curse
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You don't have to make your life extraordinary. You can just do your best. And if some boomer gives you a participation trophy and calls you a snowflake, maybe that means you've won?
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A picture that celebrates the feistiest penguin in the world: the Adelie Penguin! Use this cheeky image to make a statement. Plain Image is used for easier modification of image
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Simple white letters on black background: "Today's supply of words has been exhausted." Introvert, ambivert, even just a misanthrope - sometimes we're done talking. Zip it.
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Simple white letters on black background: "Adequate is the new excellent." Look, give yourself a break. There was a pandemic. There was a clownish coup attempt. The barbarians are at the gates. Adequate is plenty good enough right now.
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adequate, cynical, deadpan, good enough, humor
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Simple white letters on black background: "Sorry, my mom says I can't". Oh no! Oh well. Guess I have to go home and sit on the couch with my cats and a drink and not be out among people. Oh no.
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Simple white letters on black background: "cheese is all I have left". It's a bit sub-optimal. It would be good to have more than cheese. But cheese is still pretty excellent - you can make a quesadilla, a grilled cheese, or even add some mac.
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all i have left, white, humor, black, pessimist
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Simple white letters on black background: "Sorry for being annoying, it will happen again". Let's be realistic and embrace the cringe! Maybe you're loveable anyway?
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Simple white letters on black background: "utterly unprepared". I mean, who could be prepared for all this?! The ride to hell started before the handbaskets had even arrived.
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