Plain Mugs

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "harmless drudge". "A writer of dictionaries; a harmless drudge, that busies himself in tracing the original, and detailing the signification of words." Thanks Samuel Johnson!

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "freedom of speech does not mean freedom from consequences". Why is the first amendment the most misunderstood (well, perhaps apart from the second)? Say what you want but expect people to react.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "TELL THE TRUTH AND SHAME THE DEVIL". Just don't lie, OK. Plus this is a cool old fashioned saying that you maybe heard your grandpa or grandma say.

Description: Here's a beautiful solid color of bright blue! Designed in beautiful Washington state, USA, by an independent freelance artist (Whoopsidoodle) for your enjoyment.

Description: Stonehenge a UNESCO World Heritage Site in Wiltshire England United Kingdom photography by Andy Evans Photos

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "surviving out of spite". When you're just barely hanging on in this, the absolute stupidest timeline with anti-science and anti-democracy idiots everywhere. Keep going. Even if it's just to make them mad.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "bad knees". When your back isn't the only thing letting you down. Geriatric millennials and just plain old folks, unite over your weak knees. And get off my lawn.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "bad example". Wear it as a warning to others - or maybe a badge of honor. Of course, your absurd sense of humor and idea of the ridiculous could also be a reason.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "brunching through the apocalypse". Cos yeah, there's a pandemic and the world is on fire but getting together with friends over brunch can still bring happiness to your cold dead heart.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "allergic to people". You were social distancing before it was cool because - ugh, people. Why must they? It's too peoplely out there so just stay inside on the couch.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "potato seeking couch". For introverts and ambiverts and those who just want to stay home in their jammies and watching TV and eat grilled cheese. Ah, that's the life.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "kolaches spark joy". There's precious little joy left in the world so take your happiness where you can find it. If that's a pastry treat (maybe from Houston! maybe from Czechia!) so be it.

Description: Here is an elegant, muted solid color. Designed in Washington State, USA for your enjoyment. Thanks for supporting independent artists!

Description: A great and beautiful Gift for your friends or yourself: Plain Salty

Description: Barcode representing consumerism. Super edgy. Plain and simple design for your everyday wear.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "just about coping". Pandemic + climate change + attacks on democracy + rise of AI + war + pestilence - it's EXHAUSTING. If you're coping you're doing OK.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "Could have made better choices." Who among us hasn't done a few things that seemed smarter in retrospect? That sixth drink; taking the umbrella out of your bag; maybe even your first marriage!

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "THERE ARE NO NEW STEPS". The rumors are swirling but Barry Fife has the last word. Keep everything strictly ballroom (and make sure you've got body flight).

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "Biting my tongue." Because sometimes even when you have all the opinions, no words are the best words. Even when there's tea, there's a time to keep quiet.

Description: I am a cat. You can't tell me what I should look like. You can't tell me anything.

Description: Barcode representing consumerism. Super edgy. Plain and simple design for your everyday wear.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "Heather Cox Richardson stan account." Heather Cox Richardson is a badass of knowledge and wit and can casually drop facts about any of the 12 people in American history as if she knows them personally. We stan.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "don't mistake the method for the goal". Two things that are commonly confused, but with some wisdom and some self-awareness you can differentiate. Eyes on the prize, people!

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "do not confuse cruelty with strength". Especially in these days. There's a lot of cruelty around. They'll tell you it's strength. It's the opposite.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "corncob". Cut to the chase for those times when you have to insist you're not owned but you can feel the shrinking and transformation taking place.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "always make new mistakes". Don't be going back to the same well and making the same errors you made last week. At least be imaginative.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "absolutely cream crackered". For when you're knackered, exhausted, ready to drop, almost dead, bone tired, sick of it all. And British.

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Description: Simple white letters on black background: "I'm not a robot". Can you click on all the crosswalks and mountains and bridges and chimneys? Congrats, AI won't get you. Today.

Description: This solid vivid blue color is gorgeous for home decor, accessories, and gifts. Designed in Washington State by a freelance artist. Thank you for supporting independent artists!

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "Tell the truth and shame the devil." Just don't lie, OK. Plus this is a cool old fashioned saying that you maybe heard your grandpa or grandma say.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "geriatric millennial". Look, don't bristle at it; embrace it. There's nothing wrong with growing old and with all the damage those boomers are doing, you might be the last generation that gets to.

Description: Suitable for black/dark coloured merch. Simple logo on the left chest.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "I just hate it when people". Ehhhh. Don't even need to finish the sentence, right? People. Just - ugh. Who said "Hell is other people"?

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "tater tot hotdish". For Minnesotans and those who just wish they're from Minnesota - you decide if the hotdish is you.

Description: Play on the hello my name is sticker with Hello I’m average. It is on a blue and white background.