Professionally Overstimulated Adhd Mugs

Description: The job description didn't mention this part. The part where the fluorescent lights are a conversation. The part where someone two desks over is eating something that has a texture you can hear. The part where you are performing "person who is fine" at professional standard while processing approximately eight hundred things simultaneously and billing it all as a normal Tuesday. "Professionally Overstimulated" is the accurate title for the position, rendered here in the most visually chaotic possible typography as a deliberate and deeply satisfying act of irony.