Report Mugs
Description: A grinning jack-o'-lantern serves up a steaming latte in "Thanks a Latte," a seasonal intake sheet with a beverage base of "intracranial pulp," 100% caffeine saturation, questionable gratitude and an incident status of "recreational cannibalism." Creepy, punny and built for anyone whose pumpkin spice habit has gone a little too far. A fun pick for coffee lovers, Halloween fans, dark humor appreciators, or fall's first latte of the season.
Thanks a Latte Funny Jack O Lantern Pumpkin Spice Coffee Halloween Produce Report Mug
by Fisheyed Graphics
$18
Description: A bold vintage-inspired journalism design featuring the message “REPORT • VERIFY • INFORM” with a distressed print texture and classic editorial style. Made for journalists, reporters, writers, editors, news professionals, and anyone who appreciates the craft of responsible journalism.
Description: A hand clutches an overflowing cup of candy canes against a racing heartbeat line in "Jingle 'Til You Tingle," an emergency room evaluation log reporting industrial peppermint intake, a resting BPM of 184, extremity numbness documented and a clinical recommendation to sit down immediately. Minty, manic and built for anyone who goes way too hard on holiday treats. A fun pick for Christmas candy fiends, ER nurses, holiday party hosts, or anyone on a festive sugar high.
Jingle Til You Tingle Funny Candy Cane Overload Peppermint ER Christmas Report Mug
by Fisheyed Graphics
$18
Description: Receiving that weekly automated notification detailing the number of hours spent staring at a glowing glass rectangle delivers some shame. Instead of confronting the terrifying reality of spending sixty hours a week scrolling through mindless videos and internet gossip, full psychological denial kicks in. You loudly accuse the software algorithm of malfunctioning, claiming it counted time while you were asleep or accidentally left the screen unlocked. Accepting the mathematical truth of your severe digital "enthusiasm" is simply too devastating. The humor here mocks our refusal to accept accountability, celebrating the absurd mental gymnastics required to reject an accurate, incredibly embarrassing statistical analysis of your lazy habits.
I’m strictly pretending my daily screen time report is an exaggerated lie Mug
by englishlearning
$18
