Report Mugs

Description: Proud member of the Colbert nation.

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Description: Peter Gibbons quote

Description: This hilarious distressed design features an old-school grade school report covered in red teacher marks and a big red 'F', overstamped with a bold 'APPROVED BY DAD' stamp. Perfect for dads with a sense of humor and love for vintage dad jokes, this grungy print makes a great Father's Day or birthday gift. Show off dad’s ultimate seal of approval on a , , or .

Description: A figure melts into a puddle beside a red-hot thermometer in "Certified Unfit for Warm Weather," a clinical meteorological assessment with 0% solar tolerance, an optimal operating temp of 40–58°F and a mandatory protocol to "please return to the shade." Sweaty, dramatic and built for anyone who wilts the moment it hits 75°F. A fun pick for winter lovers, heat-wave survivors, summer haters, or anyone who lives under the air conditioning vent.

Description: Jaco Pastorius •• Retro Cartoon Art

Description: Support the Dragon Con Report podcast with this fantastic green dragon on against a sky of blue.

Description: A funny Christmas-in-July Santa unicorn design, perfect for holiday humor fans, summer parties, vacation outfits, and playful Christmas gifts.

Description: A sneaky ferret makes off with a slice of pumpkin pie in "Unattended Pastry Breach," a holiday incident report with case numbers, an evidence log of crust fragments and whisker samples, a "Classified Evidence" stamp and a recovery chance of 0.0%. Sneaky, official and built for anyone who has turned around to find dessert missing. A fun pick for ferret owners, Thanksgiving bakers, pet parents with tiny criminals, or fans of deadpan paperwork humor.

Description: The Grim Reaper lies in a bun with a stripe of mustard and his scythe in hand in "Frankly, You're Dead," a food safety and mortality report listing the subject as cured meat embalming, preservative saturation at maximum, pulse null and a final verdict of terminal consumption. Grim, punny and built for anyone who loves a hot dog and a dark joke. A fun pick for cookout hosts, grill masters, dark humor fans, or anyone who reads ingredient labels a little too closely.

Description: smells like smart cookies in here

Description: Festive mid-year fun with cheeky holiday vibes for summer.

Description: The destination was 124 miles away. Somehow, we drove 1,247. Welcome to field research, where every suspicious side road deserves investigation, every scenic overlook requires a stop, and “I wonder what’s down there?” is rarely good for the fuel economy. PLANNED MILES: 124 ACTUAL MILES: 1,247 DETOURS TAKEN: 23 UNNECESSARY STOPS: 47 REGRET: NONE Rendered like a battered vintage travel log, this design celebrates back roads, unnecessary detours, analog photography and the peculiar habit of turning a straightforward drive into an expedition. Worth every ridiculous mile. For road-trippers, photographers, explorers, field researchers, map lovers and anyone constitutionally incapable of simply driving past something interesting.

Description: A battered but grinning cartoon fighter in fight shorts and hand wraps shows off his purple sparring bruises inside a vintage circular badge, with bold Sparring Bruise Report lettering. A funny gift for MMA fighters, kickboxers and fight fans who come home from sparring covered in souvenirs.

Description: Celebrate the summer holidays with a laugh! This funny "Mid-Year Report: Still Naughty" design is perfect for Christmas in July celebrations, summer vacations, and winter-in-summer beach parties. Featuring an awesome dabbing Santa Claus wearing a Hawaiian floral shirt, swim shorts, sunglasses, and flip-flops alongside a cool dabbing pineapple with sunset shades. Surrounded by snowflakes, candy canes, watermelon slices, and ice cream popsicles, this graphic is a hilarious outfit choice for anyone proudly staying on the naughty list all year round!

Description: Jaws

Description: Jaws

Description: Jaws

Description: Late Show with Stephen Colbert

Description: Vintage farm humor for chicken keepers who know a rooster treats every shadow, sound, and sunrise like breaking news. A funny design for backyard flock owners, poultry keepers, homesteaders, and rooster fans.

Description: Mid Year Report Still Naughty Christmas in July

Description: Celebrate the holidays in the sun with this fun tropical santa design. Perfect for anyone who loves a beach vacation, summer vibes, and a humorous take on Christmas in July. Stay naughty all year long with this festive island holiday artwork.

Description: Festive mid-year twist with a cheeky Santa vibe for summer fun.

Description: Some mornings begin with optimism. Others begin with a dangerously low caffeine level and end with someone taking witness statements. “Too early, too tired, not enough coffee... everything else is in the police report” is for anyone who should not be expected to interact with civilisation before the first cup has taken effect. Cool fact: caffeine typically begins affecting the body within about 15–45 minutes of drinking coffee, which is an inconveniently long time when people are already talking to you.

Description: A funny and adorable raccoon enjoying! This playful design brings a cheerful and humorous vibe, perfect for animal lovers of all ages. With its cute expression and lighthearted style, it’s great for kids, men, and women alike. Ideal for casual wear, gifts, or anyone who loves quirky animal memes and a touch of summer fun.

Description: Funny Bigfoot design featuring Bigfoot riding a moose for playful outdoor humor.

Description: A snarling opossum chomps candy corn and clutches a crushed can in "Trick-or-Treat Sanitation Unit," an official city incident report listing its primary diet as discarded chocolate, its threat level as "low // plays dead," and its usual hangouts as curbsides and dumpster enclosures. Scrappy, spooky and built for anyone who goes through the Halloween candy bag like a raccoon in a dumpster. A fun pick for possum lovers, Halloween candy hoarders, trash animal fans, or spooky-season office parties.

Description: Data Analyst Humor Every Report Has Secrets Text Typography uses a bold typography data scientist theme with a natural, wearable feel, with hints of analyst and data analytics. A natural pick for coworker gift, especially as a data scientist gift on tees, stickers, hoodies, mugs, and everyday gear.

Description: A vintage-inspired Marvin Gaye tribute built around the thoughtful spirit of 1970s soul. Instead of recreating an album cover, this design turns Marvin’s introspective energy into a fictional “soul weather report” — rain, city streets, vinyl, and a little hope breaking through the clouds. Made for fans of classic soul, Motown history, and timeless R&B aesthetics.

Description: Lichtenstein Pop Art - Operator, I'd Like To Report A Murder (of Crows)!

Description: Pokes fun at the eternal struggle of tangled wires with an official-looking incident report for unauthorized knot formation. Ideal for IT professionals, tech support, software engineers, and anyone plagued by messy cables.

Description: my year end report still naughty

Description: my year end report still naughty

Description: A side-eyeing llama holds still in "Patience Reserves: Low," a status report listing civility as holding, spit on standby and a threat level that's only one bar from trouble. Calm on the outside, unpredictable underneath, and built for anyone one more question away from losing it. A fun pick for llama lovers, customer service veterans, teachers, parents, or anyone running on fumes.

Description: Cubicle final boss

Description: Good for when you're money laundering the company that you hate the most.