Ripper Mugs
Description: A monochrome scene depicts a dynamic snowmobile mid-air jump. The snowmobile is rendered in stark white against a black background, with sharp lines and radiating energy effects. Below, stylized snowy terrain and evergreen trees are shown. Text at the top reads "CERTIFIED RIPPER" and "-The Islander".
Description: A clever typography design inspired by the moments every sewist dreads. Featuring the phrase "If You See a Seam Ripper Now Is Not a Good Time" it captures the humor and occasional frustration of sewing, quilting, tailoring, and embroidery. A relatable design for anyone passionate about fabric crafts, stitching, and creating handmade projects with a sense of humor.
Description: Jack Clark jersey number 22 with facsimile autograph, based off the classic game-worn jersey. The Ripper was one of the most feared power hitters of the 1980s — his three-run home run in Game 6 of the 1985 NLCS is one of the most celebrated clutch hits in baseball history. A player whose combination of power and plate discipline made him genuinely feared by opposing pitchers.
If You See Seam Ripper Now Is Not A Good Time Sewing Quilter Mug
by Lakeland Volunteers in Medicine (LVIM)
$18
Description: Gear up for your next crafting battle with this epic "We Quilt At Dawn" funny frog knight graphic! Featuring an adorable cottagecore frog ready for action with a seam ripper sword, a tomato pincushion, and a quilt block shield, this design is the ultimate battle cry for passionate quilters and sewists. Whether you are hitting the sewing machine early in the morning, attending a quilting retreat, or just love cute frog aesthetic, this crafting humor apparel is a must-have. A perfect novelty gift for quilting moms, grandmas, and sewing hobbyists!
Description: The Dreadnoks are a reprehensible group of mercenaries, vandals and thieves who worked for both Zartan and Cobra over the years. Specializing in violence and destruction, the Dreadnoks have no regard for anyone or anything but themselves and fast money. Their diet consists of little more than chocolate-covered donuts and grape soda.
