Saturn Devouring His Son Mugs
Description: I'm an absolute Titan until I've devoured my morning serving of my son who has been prophesied to overthrow me. Take control of your future too by consuming that which might destroy you. Zero chance of any ironic comeuppance. Also did you guys know you can just steal someone else's artwork if they've been dead long enough? Pretty cool, I feel. Francisco Goya's descendants don't even give a shit if I'm doing this as a bit.
Description: This design says "Keep Saturn in Saturnalia" next to an image of the famous painting "Saturn Devouring His Son" painted by Spanish artist Francisco Goya between 1819-1823. It's a parody of those "Keep Christ in Christmas" stickers you see on the cars of extreme right wing Evangelical Christians. Those folks probably aren't aware that Christmas has its origins in the ancient Roman festival of Saturnalia, and that THEY are the ones trying to change history! Whether you're an average secular human, a not-particularly-religious person, a nonbeliever, an atheist, a Pastafarian, or a modern day Saturn worshiper, you'll want get this design in time for the holiday season! Makes a great gift.