Scumm Bar official merchandise is here to celebrate the 25th anniversary of Monkey Island! Only at the Scumm Bar you can enjoy the original Grog, the legendary secret mixture that contains one or more of the following: - Kerosene - Propylene Glycol - Artificial Sweeteners - Sulfuric Acid - Rum - Acetone - Battery Acid - Red Dye #2 - Scumm - Axle grease and/or pepperoni
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Thirsty from battles in Exandria or in the lands of Skyrim. Want to feel like you are powerful and have excellent potency sort of. Well look no further! Here somewhere in the land of Exandria, Drink up to Grog's sweet red ale. Made with Godly Grains and Mystical Malt The Dungeon Master says, drink responsibly. Dont drink and ride on horses
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Inspired from Final Fantasy and Dungeons and Dragons "I would like to rage!" Everyone's favorite alcoholic and crazy berserker in all of Dungeons and Dragons. Whether you do, don't steal his ale, or else he will go hulk crazy on you, so don't make him angry. Note: If he has a horse named Mustang or likes bears or dogs, i would like to see that.
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According to some Chaotic Neutral is the truly free spirit. Well if thats the case, Chaotic Evil is the truly free evil spirit. We do WHAT we want, WHEN we want, and it usually makes a bloody mess. We dont have qualms about thievery, kidnapping, or a bit of torture to achieve our goals, it just to piss off the nearest Paladin. So the next time you need a job done, and the rest of the team is a little squeamish about it, send us in. We love to do what you can't!
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