Self Mugs

Description: When your WORST NIGHTMARE becomes REAL and suddenly YOU ARE FACE-TO-FACE WITH A MUGGER. YOU DON'TNEED A GUN! NO SELF-DEFENSE DEVICE THAT YOU CAN GET WITHOUT A LICENSE CAN MAKE YOU FEEL SAFER AND GIVE YOU MORE PROTECTION THAN "KIYOGA" NOW YOU CAN STRIKE DOWN ANY ATTACKER REGARDLESS OF SIZE OR STRENGTH When MUGGERS ATTACK, you're SAFE behind a FIGHTING WALL OF SOLID STEEL! If they come at you armed with a knife, lead pipe or even a gun, instead of being helpless victim, with a FLICK OF THE WRIST you send your attacker off HOWLING with UNBEARABLE PAIN! In fact, not even a LOADED GUN can match Kiyoga™ for protection against mugger, rapists, maniacs or other criminals, while keeping YOU safe from *criminal* prosecution!

Description: Molon Labe - "Come and Get Them" Original Designer unique and stand-out T-shirt design appropriate for todays gun rights advocates. from the battle for Thermopylae (480 BC) between military combatants the Athena army and Spartans.

Description: Show off your sense of humor with our "Back and Body Hurts - Getting Old Humor - Funny Parody" tee! This comical t-shirt is perfect for anyone with back pain or body pain, particularly from getting old or going to the gym and is sure to turn heads and spark laughter wherever you go. Spread smiles with this silly getting old tee. Whether you're headed to the gym to exercise or enjoying a lazy day at home, this humorous back and body hurts tee is sure to add a touch of witty humor to your outfit. It's perfect for grandparents or parents who are getting old!

Description: Treat Yo Self Quote on black tee

Description: To help you to remember.

Description: people pride art

Description: Godflesh A World Lit Only By Fire

Description: Add some fun to your quotes wardrobe with this "Nothing Changes If Nothing Changes" design or give it as a perfect gift

Description: Funny Mental Health Cute Duck

Description: Kindness Inspirational Cute Mental Health Awareness

Description: Growth Not Perfection Mindset Statement

Description: Motivate Occupational Therapy Therapist

Description: No One Owes You Shit Work Harder

Description: a daily reminder to be yourself

Description: Rumi quote - "Why do you stay in prison when the door is so wide open?"

Description: Yellow Karate belt, Kyu / degree. Great outfit or Halloween costume for a Karate student. If you love Martial Arts, Karate and Kyokushin, Wado-ryu, Goju-ryu, Shotokan, Shito-ryu, or Kenpo Karate

Description: Show off your sense of humor with our "I'm A Delight - Funny Possum" tee! This comical self deprecating t-shirt features an angry possum with the caption "First Of All I'm A Delight". It's perfect for opposum lovers and those who are a joy to be around and is sure to turn heads and spark laughter wherever you go. Spread smiles with this vintage possum tee. Whether you're headed to a party with friends or enjoying a lazy day at home, this humorous rodents tee is sure to add a touch of witty humor to your outfit. Don't miss out on this hilarious life of the party tee!

Description: Narcissism Quote, Confident Arrogant tee, for brave and confident people.

Description: From the beginning of our Republic less than one percent of US citizens enlist in the US Service - support these Men and Women

Description: I Am A Grumpy Woman I Am Who I Am I Have Anger Issues

Description: Celebrate neurodiversity in space

Description: For the love of God, somebody please hamburger help me!

Description: Therapy is Cool Mental Health Awareness Illness Anxiety

Description: Coming Out Of My Cave And I've Been Doing Just Fine

Description: Live Laugh Lexapro Mental Health Awareness Therapist

Description: I'm my highest priority - black text

Description: Building a reputation of integrity takes years, but it takes only a second to lose, so never allow yourself to ever do anything that would damage your integrity. Integrity is absolutely everything.

Description: High On Fire Death Is This Communion Album Cover

Description: First in friendship, Fourth in obesity.

Description: This cool "I Love Me" design is all about self-love and self-acceptance. Featuring a bold typographic design on t-shirts, mugs, pins, and other items is one great way to celebrate individuality and the importance of loving oneself. Flex your "I Love Me" items with pride!

Description: Van Gogh

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Description: Perfect gift for anyone in the entertainment industry who doesn't take themselves too seriously; Wear this to your next podcast recording session to get some laughs; Great for table reads or auditions; Hilarious gift for your actor friends; Show up on set with this satirical talent uniform so everyone knows who the most important person in the room is; Mocking patronizing and pretentious behavior that has no place in show biz; Fun gift for those working in television or theater;

Description: Or at least out of the blast zone.

Description: I Will Not Yield To Disrespectful Men Floral

Description: A fun and lighthearted design reminding everyone to stay true to themselves and focus on their own path. Perfect for those who embrace their individuality.