Self Shorts
If You Can't Take Me at My Worst, You Don't Deserve Me at My Slightly Less Awful Shorts
by Undead Wizard
$21 $27
Description: This sarcastic quote simple text design is perfect for anyone who handles drama with a smile and a sharp wit. Featuring the funny phrase "This 'killing them with kindness' is taking way longer than I expected," it’s ideal for lovers of humor, passive-aggressive comebacks, and cheeky vibes. Great for introverts, office workers, or anyone with a dry sense of humor.
Description: Bold, relatable, and unapologetically dramatic, this design says exactly what you’re feeling on those exhausting days. Perfect for fans of sarcasm, dark humor, and over-the-top self-expression. Great for introverts, college students, office warriors, parents, or anyone surviving life one coffee at a time. Works year-round but especially hits during stressful seasons like finals, holidays, or Monday mornings.
Description: Embrace the trifecta of relatable charm with our 'I May Be Fat and Ugly but At Least I'm Broke' shirt. It's for those who can laugh at life's little ironies and still rock their style with confidence. Because, let's face it, if you're going to be anything, be unabashedly you – and maybe a little sarcastic.
Description: Seized the day? More like accidentally tackled a disaster! This sarcastic quote in plain white letters features the hilariously relatable line "Pretty sure I seized the wrong day," perfect for anyone who's ever tried to be productive and instantly regretted it. Whether you're surviving Mondays, dodging responsibilities, or just embracing the chaos of adulting, this funny and relatable T-shirt brings the perfect dose of dry humor and everyday struggle. Ideal for lovers of funny quotes, witty sayings, sarcasm, and the occasional existential crisis.
