When the old pipes leak and the sewers quake, The Foot come out with trouble to make! Radical dudes materialize! Cowabungas vocalize! The Green Machine comes out to pulverize! They won't turn their shells to go run and hide, Until the evil Shred Head has been denied. Shrouded in a metal disguise, he intends to terrorize! The Green Machines comes out to pulverize! As the bayou gets some ooze for free, Mutants rampage for a feasting spree! Reporters call on their allies to rescue them from gator-guys! The Green Machine comes out to pulverize! When they're under the spell of a pizza's smell, Sensei Splinter shouts and gives them hell: The ninja master really tries, but those four bring him to sighs! The Green Machine comes out to pulverize!
Tags: michelangelo, mashup, ninjaturtles, teenage-mutant, the-turtles
This fake or fantasy football team features a crazy sewer gator named Chuck as their mascot. He's got a bite and should not be around footballs (or people). Cheer on this fantasy team while they play a game of egghand with the not-so-best of them. Keep your friends guessing during the season about what team you support with this great team shirt.
Tags: humor, sports, fake, fantasy, animal
When they're under the spell of a pizza's smell, Sensei Splinter shouts and gives them hell! The ninja master really tries, but those four bring him to sighs. The Green Machine comes out to pulverize!
Tags: stretching room, ghost host, haunted mansion, april o'neil, ninja turtles
It's everybody's favorite disgusting trading card series combined with those lovable heroes in a half-shell! That's right, GARBAGE PAIL KIDS crossed with TMNT equals the SEWER PIPE TEENS! From Series 1, it's "Morbid-LEO-bese". You're welcome.
Tags: gpk, ninja-turtles, food, donuts, pizza