Shorts Mugs

a german guy going for a swim

Our 2019 Poster, committed to fabric and worn by... YOU! Also makes a great gift for anyone who should wear a shirt

Paperbag Denim Shorts Watercolor Line Drawing

It's the star of one of our most baffling shorts, "Stop Driving Us Crazy!" This alien traversed the cosmos to lecture you about traffic safety. Maybe humor him?

Americana Shorts

make me life

make me life

Eat Sleep Badminton Repeat

The tomboy of Salute Your Shorts, Telly was your childhood crush! You always wanted to shoot hoops with her! If you buy this shirt, post a picture of you wearing it and tag us on Instagram @Forever90sShirts or Twitter @4Ever90sShirts and we'll repost it on our Instagram page and retweet it!

do you have enough to share with the whole class?

Shorts Tucano Royal Air Force RAF Roundel

Cute girl in panama and shorts with a slice of watermelon - Watermelon day

Yo! or hello there! Here is Cy, Little Leroy’s dachshund friend who loves to break dance! (Cy is a nickname he gave himself cuz he thinks Cymone sounds to bougie…. at least that’s the rumor).

Because you loved the intelligence and bowl hair cut of Sponge from Salute Your Shorts! If you buy this shirt, post a picture of you wearing it and tag us on Instagram @Forever90sShirts or Twitter @4Ever90sShirts and we'll repost it on our Instagram page and retweet it!

Dogs are amazing! without them, humans would not be able to experience the truest sense of unconditional love on earth! Artist Danny Gordon celebrates our furry friends in a fun way with his unmistakable art that will always bring a warm smile to your face. From Boston Terriers, Bulldogs, Boxers, Chihuahuas, Dachshunds, Pugs, to Schnauzers, You’ll find your breed among Danny’s cute and funny designs!

So proud of growing these...just had to draw them!

Donkey Lips, blindly wandering the camp woods, in a Pumpkin Mask he can't see out of, searching for Bobby Budnick.

don't ask him what blue means

Find the perfect fire department gnome kawaii for your home or garden. Add some whimsy to your fire department with a kawaii gnome. Show your support for your local firefighters with a kawaii gnome. A kawaii gnome is the perfect way to show your support for your local fire department. Add some fun and whimsy to your fire department with a kawaii gnome.

You Know I Had to Do It to Em

Electrician Will Remove Your Shorts And Check Your Box Gifts

Shares that were trading around $4 six months ago are now commanding somewhere north of $300. It’s a reminder of how incredibly risky it is to be short any public company. GME stocks are worth buying to highlight the greed of hedge funds and that the free market isnt really free for the average joe.

Because you still have a soft spot for the bad boy of Salute Your Shorts, Budnick! You won't forget the hottest guy with a mullet with this shirt. If you buy this shirt, post a picture of you wearing it and tag us on Instagram @Forever90sShirts or Twitter @4Ever90sShirts and we'll repost it on our Instagram page and retweet it!

Bullet from Blazblue fanart.

love her but leave her wild A wonderful expression of love and making love prevail

It's Stubby, the pencil stub who teaches kids about vanishing points and perspective! Run!

Because you still have a soft spot for Donkeylips of Salute Your Shorts, Budnick! You would have given him a shot! If you buy this shirt, post a picture of you wearing it and tag us on Instagram @Forever90sShirts or Twitter @4Ever90sShirts and we'll repost it on our Instagram page and retweet it!

ESSENTIALS

Superwoman in the city

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Deaky wearing yellow shorts like in Magic Tour 1986

Why do you ask?

Our logo in a monochrome 'halo' style.

Cute shy cat in shorts print.

For lovers of Shannon Muir's pulp and mystery stories!

Because you loved the charming new camper, Ronnie Pinsky from Salute Your Shorts! If you buy this shirt, post a picture of you wearing it and tag us on Instagram @Forever90sShirts or Twitter @4Ever90sShirts and we'll repost it on our Instagram page and retweet it!