Snarky Quote Mugs

and death loses its sting

Cancel me I dare you (white)

one in which it is safe to be unpopular

Less People More Dogs saying for antisocial introverts, cat lovers and sarcastic quote lovers. This snarky thought is for social distancing, quarantine, the introverted.

Normal Is A Swear Word so just be yourself

"This is my second rodeo" in black old west letters. I got my boots on, I know what time the mutton bustin' starts, and I might even buy me a funnel cake. This ain't my first rodeo, y'all. Available in other styles and colors.

to be egotistic

than with vinegar. Good thing I don't like flies.

without first admitting to being foolish.

Reality is such a pain...

your parents warned you about

die than think

It's actually a very good movie.

and you get tomatoes

periodically

Disturb the Comfortable

I hear banjos!

You're not just basic snarky, you approach SNARK with levels beyond everyone else! Proudly display it with this design!

Never miss a good chance to shut up

Nerdy Science Shirts

You're The Reason They Have To Put Directions On Shampoo

A Penny For Your Thoughts Seems A Little Pricey

A Penny For Your Thoughts Seems A Little Pricey

It Can't Fix Everything

Problem? Funny Sarcastic, Inappropriate Snarky Saying. The perfect gift for friends and family who love snarky pop culture sayings. The simple typographic statement is great on a T-Shirt, Tank Top, Hoodie, Tote Bag or Homewares. Perfect present for Birthdays, Christmas or any occasion.

be an adult every day?

Not to me, but to somebody out there.

I Woke Up and Chose Snark Funny Sassy Attitude Saying T-shirt

Snarky and funny comment about not listening

A Penny For Your Thoughts Seems A Little Pricey

A Penny For Your Thoughts Seems A Little Pricey

has heard aaall about you.

of the universe. It's not you.

Absolutely not today!

Funny going to hell in a handbasket T-Shirt. “Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket.” White text on a variety of dark color backgrounds. Makes a great gift for those who love sarcastic quotes and sayings. Comes on clothing, stickers, magnets mugs, and other stuff.

In my defense, I was left unsupervised