Guess Who's Got Anxiety?! T-Shirt. Anxiety Rainbow Awkward Shirt for nerds, introverts and social anxiety sufferers and fans everywhere. Original Guess Who's Got Anxiety?! Shirt Design featuring rainbow anxiety artwork.
Tags: guess-whos-got-anxiety, rainbow, depression, awkward, nerd
Make some light of your anxiety and love of tea with this, dark humor, "I Have Anxietea" pun tee shirt design. Perfect for dealing with anxiety, mental health humor, tea jokes, tea puns, puns, and anxiety memes!
Tags: anxiety-relief, punny-novelty, tea-funny, pun-humor, anxietydisordercomics
I Don't Snore I Dream I'm A Jake Brake Funny Trucker T-Shirt Do you love being a truck driver on the open road? Whether you drive an 18 wheeler big rig semi truck or something smaller, long haul or short haul, this shirt is for you. Drop a load and honk that jake brake! Makes a great truck driver gift.
Tags: snore, sleeping, driver-funny, driver, track
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Tags: i-dont-snore, i-dont-snore-i-dream-im-a-motorcycle, joke, humor, biker
erfect Gift Idea for Men / Women / Kids - I Don't Snore I Dream I'm A Motorcycle Shirt. Awesome present for, fat dad.. Crazy Joke Cyclist Tee with image print. Cycle, Cross Country Bicycle, Off-road Bike Rider, Freestyle Stunts Bmx Bi..
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It happened again. That damn pillow is separating you from your precious cuddle time. Why does this keep happening? You are not sad this time. You are pouting. You're tired of this. It is as if the pillow itself were alive and placing itself between you and your lover just to squash your happiness. You are about ready to throw this pillow in the trash. However, it couldn't be the pillow. That would be silly. Some how this pillow is getting between you and your boo. You know it isn't you... and your one and only is saying he's not putting it there. Perhaps you should put up a camera to see what's really going on?
Tags: you, adventure, adventures, luf, love-you-forever
Again? Another night sweet blissful heaven-on-earth cuddle time ruined by this great wall of happiness-crushing animosity. This means war. This pillow has to go. After observing the pillow for nights with the footage you've collected on your secret camera. You realize the pillow is in fact alive and takes pleasure in preventing you from cuddling your beloved. Throwing it away wouldn't help as it would just crawl back over to its same spot night after night. You could cut it up but then it would just re-assemble itself. So the only logical thing to do is go on a vacation with your man to Hawaii. Climb to the top of a volcano with him and toss the little green devil into the lava. Cuddling time will never be ruined ever again.
Tags: anger, angry, wrath, girlfriend, boyfriend
Every night you go to sleep- you get to cuddle with your boo. You love it. Its one of the best feelings in the world laying next to the person you love most. Sometimes the unthinkable happens. Was it on purpose? Was it an accident? Who knows, but it happens. That stupid decorative pillow that's pointless to have in the first place is sitting there between you and your happiness! Its ok... let it all out. Its a sad thing. Its as if your worlds have been divided asunder. That pillow is like a dimensional wall. You'll never be able to reach him ever again. Life as you know it is coming to an end. You crawl up into a cradled ball of sity-pity leaving a giant puddle of tears on your side of the bed. Rocking back and forth you worry about what you did wrong. Did you make him angry? Did forget to leave the toilet seat up? Suddenly he wakes up. He sees you sad, moves the pillow out of the way and hugs you. After kissing you on the cheek he says "what's wrong baby?" You look into his eyes and apologize for whatever you did. He rubs your shoulder and kisses you... assuring you that the pillow meant nothing. Your baby doesn't even know how the pillow got there. Perhaps it will forever be a mystery. But at least for tonight, all is right with the world again.
Tags: you, sadness, sad, sad-thing, sad-moment
Reading books is pretty awesome. You can learn a lot of things from a lot of people from reading. Its like adding all those years of knowledge to your brain. Downloading all those experiences so you can apply them to your life. There are tons of things you can do to increase that process and really accelerate creativity. When you exercise lots of positive chemicals are produced and your brain's neurons fire up enhancing your creativity for instance. Not to mention your heart is pumping getting more oxygen up there. When you hug someone it produces a chemical called Oxytocin. They refer to this chemical sometimes as the "hug" drug. It plays a huge role in bonding. Interesting experimental idea... I wonder if you'll bond ideas to your head more effectively if you are hugging someone while you read? I'm not scientist, but it sounds interesting.
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