Swanson Mugs

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a parody design

Come for the Waffles, stay for the friendship

Actress, producer, businesswoman, icon, Gloria Swanson, ready for her Silent Era close-up. Imagery selected based on aesthetic and resolution, and slightly modified to negate the imperfections of time.

No other character from Parks and Recreation understands the American spirit than Ron Swanson. This design features one of his many golden nuggets of wisdom, suitable for light colored backgrounds. Make sure to search "Ron Swanson Blu Penguin" for many of his other quotes.

The Muppets are an American ensemble cast of puppet characters known for an absurdist, burlesque, and self-referential style of variety-sketch comedy. Created by Jim Henson in 1955, they are the focus of a media franchise that encompasses television, film, music, and other media associated with the characters. Originally owned by the Jim Henson Company for nearly five decades, the franchise was purchased by the Walt Disney Company in 2004.

An image of the old Chinese lady in the brothel in Chinatown who informs Mr Swanson (Jack Burton) that 'Chinese girls do not come with green eyes'

Ron might be wrong about this.

Of course I'm ready, I'm Ron f**king Swanson

Leslie Knope For President 2020

Part of the campaign to get Leslie Knope and the great Ron Swanson in to political office. We can't grantee they get elected, but we can grantee that they will do a better job than who ever currently holds the position!

Beef on edibles.

big trouble in little china

Parks and Rec's very own Ron Swanson's Very Good Comic!

Famously portrayed by Nick Offerman on Parks and Recreation we have Ron Swanson. Man. You know too much already...

I met Li'l Sebastian Parks and Recreation Pawnee Harvest Festival

Pawnee, IN Parks & Rec XXS official collegiate wear.

Oh, Tammy

No other character from Parks and Recreation understands the American spirit than Ron Swanson. This design features one of his many golden nuggets of wisdom, suitable for light colored backgrounds. Make sure to search "Ron Swanson Blu Penguin" for many of his other quotes.

Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing.

The quote, "I'm allergic to sushi. Every time I eat more than 80 pieces, I throw up", in an iPhone text bubble.

“I call this turf ‘n’ turf. It’s a 16-ounce T-bone and a 24-ounce porterhouse. Also, whiskey and a cigar. I am going to consume all of this at the same time because I am a free American.”

Henry Swanson (Jack Burton) from Big Trouble in Little China. Great expression with SWANSON written in bold underneath

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Bye bye Li'l Sebastian, Miss you in the saddest fashion, Bye bye Li'l Sebastian, You’re 5000 candles in the wind. You'll love this bye bye Li'l Sebastian silhouette in front of a setting sun design (Established in Pawnee 1986) that's perfect for the Parks and Recreation fan in your life!

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Jack Burton being Henry Swanson from Big Trouble in Little China. The 80s cult movie classic from John Carpenter.

The quote "Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, pizza is knowledge" on an iPhone text bubble.

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"Hi my name's Natalie. I love Ritalin and have low self-esteem." - April Ludgate

do or don't

Another great illustration from renowned artist Paul Cemmick's Movie Stars Collection

Oh Andy.

Ron Swanson Face black tee

No other character from Parks and Recreation understands the American spirit than Ron Swanson. This design features one of his many golden nuggets of wisdom, suitable for dark colored backgrounds. Make sure to search "Ron Swanson Blu Penguin" for many of his other quotes.