Weird Sci Fi Mugs
Description: Every fall, the Fighting Cthulhus storm the pitch beneath eldritch skies, tentacles flailing, tridents gleaming. Miskatonic chants echo through the fog: “Fhtagn-A-right!”—a rally cry older than sanity. Freshman quarterback Ezekiel Marsh, eyes glowing faintly green, hurls a spiral that bends space-time. The rival team vanishes mid-play, swallowed by a portal to R’lyeh. Coach Dagon grunts approval. Victory is declared, though no one remembers the score. In the locker room, squid ink flows like champagne. Another undefeated season. Another sacrifice to the Deep Ones. And somewhere in the bleachers, reality weeps quietly into its nachos. Go Cthulhus. Stay weird. Stay winning.
Description: Cthulhu 2016 No Lives Matter ** This design is a self-created parody. All names, characters, likenesses and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. Any identification with actual persons, places, buildings, and products is completely coincidental and should not be inferred.
