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There are no ethical billionaires

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Elon Musk

If you are a kid who grew up in the 80's, this Johnny 5 movie quote was the pinnacle of comedy. Remember, Johnny 5 is alive!

The infamous chess beads.

Nuking Mars PROBABLY won't work for terraforming... but Elon Musk wants to try it, so let's BLOW SOME STUFF UP!!! NUKE MARS! NUKE MARS! NUKE MARS!

Why not spend the billions we will need to occupy Mars to actually keep our Planet Earth alive and healthy? Let's face it, there is no other planet identical to our marble.

"No Escaping Entropy", featuring Elon Musk's existential pondering. Because sometimes, even rocket scientists need a reminder that chaos reigns supreme. Wear it and embrace the unpredictable nature of the universe—or at least, impress your friends with some highbrow fashion humor.

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Having children is saving the world