Oddly Noir Merch

Description: Oddly Noir

Description: Oddly Noir Logo Badge

Description: My job requires a certain... moral flexibility.

Description: I'd rather make corpses than new friends. Friends support your days. Corpses support your legend.

Description: The greatest victory is not in conquering others, but in conquering oneself.

Description: To face the paladin is to face the wrath of his god.

Description: An arrow may have your name on it, but a fireball is addressed "to whom it may concern".

Description: Above all other things, I stand against evil.

Description: Orc. The age of men is over. The time of the Orc has come.

Description: Roll Initiative Tarot Card

Description: The sword is the symbol of freedom and liberty in this world.

Description: Go Ask Alice

Description: Smite first - ask questions later.

Description: In his hands, magic becomes a weapon.

Description: Roll for concentration.

Description: Cerberus.

Description: Tales of tentacles and terror.

Description: Welcome to the Underdark.

Description: Sharpen your swords and bring your shields...

Description: I cherish peace. And I will kill to get it.

Description: Zeppelin

Description: Sometimes words aren’t enough! This funny black cat design features a sassy feline giving the ultimate attitude, paired with bold vintage typography and a rebellious retro aesthetic. Perfect for cat lovers, sarcastic humor fans, introverts, and anyone who prefers gestures over words

Description: My armor gleams with the stains of the righteous.

Description: I have looked upon all that the universe has to hold of horror.

Description: Steampunk Cthulhu

Description: Bards and Minstrels. Because quests are better with a soundtrack.

Description: A fair fight is a sign of bad tactics.

Description: When in doubt, blame the dark elves.

Description: I'm only here for the loot.

Description: Ad mortem, inimice - towards death, my enemy.

Description: Not every lock needs a key.

Description: I'm the queen of the undead. Bow down or join the ranks.

Description: Violence is never the answer. Violence is the question. And the answer is - yes.

Description: Walls crumble, swords snap, armor breaks. But the honor of a Paladin that is eternal.

Description: Abbey Road Chickens

Description: Death Tarot